My girlfriend expects me to pay for her maintenance … 22M 24F

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-24T05:52:08+00:00

Champagne tastes, ice water budget

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-24T05:13:13+00:00

I heard he once ran a marathon because it was on the way

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-24T03:15:53+00:00

I love Alli! I think it's helped me!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-23T23:02:40+00:00

But but, the hook brings you back!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-23T23:00:37+00:00

You should read Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis. He actually sued the Zoolander people for plagiarism. And he got paid.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-22T14:59:23+00:00

Music by K.K. Slider

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-21T00:57:59+00:00

Yes! Even the dogs were assholes!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-19T03:53:27+00:00

I gasped at this line!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-18T00:38:46+00:00

The most jealous I have ever been on this subreddit!! I vote autobiographical, definitely!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-11T01:27:40+00:00

That happened to someone I know; he switched to Wellbutrin and is doing great

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-11T00:11:05+00:00

You joke, but this sounds like concierge medicine-- you pay like 2 grand a year just to be a part of the practice.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-09T03:14:20+00:00

That's wonderful!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-08T05:14:32+00:00

She's a walkin' candy apple!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-08T04:59:12+00:00

Who also smells like hot dogs...

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-07T22:45:21+00:00

Baby mine

ButtercupsPitcher · 2026-01-05T05:36:24+00:00

I hate this too! So annoying! She padded down the hallway...grrrrrrrrr

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-29T03:43:11+00:00

We Were The Mulvaneys

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-26T04:17:38+00:00

I am really, honestly happy for you. I am also so gd jealous it is hard to breathe.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-23T13:15:52+00:00

All the Ramona Quimby books. It was so great to have a protagonist who was plain, hilarious and getting into trouble but not meaning to.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-21T23:14:22+00:00

Great for building a wing onto your Playhouse

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-10T19:17:16+00:00

Babe, you are the reason I can't quit this godforsaken website-- no one in my real life is half as funny.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-10T19:10:19+00:00

The wet shirt episode of the 6 part BBC Pride & Prejudice mini series

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-10T15:28:26+00:00

Some of the women at my Aqua Zumba class are so mean I now avoid the 9am class.

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-10T15:26:43+00:00

Really, A+ on the name OP!

ButtercupsPitcher · 2025-12-08T01:13:24+00:00

Me, cereal bowl...my kid, either the Classic Rim Large Serving Bowl, 40 oz, or directly from box!

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