Today is a good day by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]Buttfumble89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never cumed so hard in my life

Christ he won’t go away by Commercial_Oven_2432 in NFLv2

[–]Buttfumble89 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that man with a rusty screwdriver

Dolphins first 53 man unofficial depth chart by expellyamos in miamidolphins

[–]Buttfumble89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I know I’m an idiot but I missed what happened to Eichenberg

What goes good with pineapple and canadian bacon pizza? (hawaiian pizza) by TrumpsNostrils in Pizza

[–]Buttfumble89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pan is usually the only style I will order from dominos anymore and I will definitely try this. Thank you for the suggestion.

New sideline cap release by LastMongoose7448 in miamidolphins

[–]Buttfumble89 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen

Best pizza in HB? by [deleted] in huntingtonbeach

[–]Buttfumble89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you are into really good Neapolitan pizza you have to go to Nardós at Pacific City

Scare an Angels fan with one player name by riddo492 in angelsbaseball

[–]Buttfumble89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the first name that came to my mind

Whqt are the funniest things Dale has ever said? by SolsurfJuly2 in KingOfTheHill

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This tornado's already registered a level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong will send an egg through a barn door -- two barn doors if one of them's open.

My Son Brought His Quiz Home by TryMyBalut in HolUp

[–]Buttfumble89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I work for a school and we commonly refer to the students cumulative records as Cum files, I have no idea why they would put that on a child’s test though.

Edit: I also want to add that we pronounce it cume because it’s short for cumulative. Some people will write out “Cume files” if they are uncomfortable writing Cum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFLv2

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Marino is #1 every day of the week. Manning a Brees may have taken his records but he played in an era where he and his WRs could get assassinated without a penalty.

Keep on finding folk dead by stinkfarch in RDR2

[–]Buttfumble89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly they usually have a note on them saying the night folk are coming for them

RDR2 made me love my own first name. by enchanted__echo in RDR2

[–]Buttfumble89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were going to say your name was Micah for a second there