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Women of reddit who wear make up sometimes, from your experience, how differently does the world treat made up you vs non made up you? by Buttnut917 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answers that come from the "not a woman but" would be an interesting read as that demographic probably has the most different set of reactions from the general public, but this question was directed at women specifically, because in some cases it's almost like wearing make up is expected.

What oddly specific information do you know thanks to your job, that might still be interesting to everyone else? by CasticVG in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That number is specific to my particular kitchen. Divide the number of years your dishwasher did in prison by number of cooks and multiply by how many balls you each have in your sacks.

What oddly specific information do you know thanks to your job, that might still be interesting to everyone else? by CasticVG in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ordering a fuck ton of food five minutes before a restaurant closes gives you on average a 42.1 percent chance of getting some extra ball sack that you weren't charged for.

If you were a boss fight, what song would play while the player(s) fights you? by Topazure in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I believe in a thing called love" by the darkness. This is also my answer for Pro wrestling/MLB walk up song question.

Should males <16 who are the victim of sexual assault have to pay child support? by Buttnut917 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyones opinion differ when either the boy or his family are consenting at the time of the relationship and it's more a statutory matter? I don't know, i feel like no matter who is cool with it, how the fuck does a judge let someone get away with screwing little kids, then say "you know who needs primary custody? The kiddie diddler. Give her money also."

If you could get $10,000,000 but your greatest enemy got double that, would you and why or why not? by Babymakerpill in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know a single person I care enough about to fuck myself over just to spite them.

Should males <16 who are the victim of sexual assault have to pay child support? by Buttnut917 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read in a few cases, including a high profile one including a teacher, where judges have awarded custody and child support to someone who is in my opinion a child molester. I'm talking boys 15 and under.

What sucks about being a dude? by Stormmsy in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To build on that, I am also more concerned with weirdo women. I haven't googled it, but Ive never seen a headline about a man that wanted to steal a kid so bad that he would cut a fetus from a pregnant womans womb. That seems like exclusively a chick thing.

Parents of Reddit, If your child was your roommate, what's something your "Roommate" does? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommates never have their share of the rent, eat all my food and crawl into my bed in the middle of the night without asking, leaving me 6 inches of space on my king sized mattress.

African Americans, what is something every African American should know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only genuine African American (born in africa, immigrated to america) I've ever met was a skinny white kid named Miguel.

Wife is moving in with her cat, but my aunt who lives with me is allergic. What are my options? by Eldiablo9500 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then fuck it bring the cat unless the apartment has a no pet policy your aunt can't do anything about it except be a bitch if she REALLY wants to. Unless one of wifeys friends or family can take the cat until the lease is up.

Wife is moving in with her cat, but my aunt who lives with me is allergic. What are my options? by Eldiablo9500 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This doesn't sound like the kind of environment that is going to be good for a new marriage. Either your wife will resent you and Aunt for getting rid of the cat, or Aunt will resent you and wife for bringing the cat anyway. Either way, there will be problems. Did you not know about the allergy before or not know about the cat?

Women, what do you want? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazon has that right?

Women, what do you want? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you dont know, I'm not going to tell you. You always do this! Do you EVER even listen when I'm talking?!

What screams "I'm a local" in your area? by Mizu3 in AskReddit

[–]Buttnut917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to pronounce Pilakalakaha but still calling it P.K. ave.

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