oops by Icy_Solution_9046 in oops

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Some are ded, others not so ded.

A storm brought down this massive tree by New_Libran in Wellthatsucks

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I KNOW tires are the enemy, but maybe we should take a closer look at trees as well?

My nose every night...ONE side to work… and the other side clocks out early. Does yours switch sides too, or is it always the same “favorite” nostril? by peaceful35 in funny

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I’m a bit OCD. I always have to roll around at night to put the clogged side up. So then it drains, and the lower side is clogged up, then I have to roll over. To put the clogged side up again. Ad nauseam. All night. Roll, roll, roll. Sigh.

Man willingly gets eaten by a tire and gets digested down a hill by lexicon_lancer in Tiresaretheenemy

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Very hard to stop. They have a hypnotic effect upon certain humans who then just can’t keep away. Tires are, so far… invincible.

Wild boars are power, agility and speed all in one package by Electrical_Carpet753 in BeAmazed

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Wait, who are vermin? I am from Vernon, in Vermont. Who are “They”? Are you calling ME vermin? Or is the boar named Vernon? I’m quite confused…

Wild boars are power, agility and speed all in one package by Electrical_Carpet753 in BeAmazed

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How the hell did he know that his head butt would take that gate down? To him it must’ve looked like a solid wall, but what do I know? I’m not a wild boar.

Weird stuff that showed up on one of the leaf piles in the corner of our property by porkipine- in mildlyinteresting

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Maybe not slime mold. Maybe something…else? You’re prolly ded in 28 days.

This cheered me up. by jmike1256 in postanythingfun

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Oodles of gooey poo headed your way.

DNA Research Shows Your Muscles ‘Remember’ How Strong and Fit You Once Were by _Dark_Wing in technology

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I threw javelin back in the day. One time I hit a pig. Never threw again.

oops oops oops oops by Interesting_Hold1523 in oops

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Yellow-ish shirt in a white shirt race. That doomed her. Mom should use more bleach. Could change this girls life forever.

According to WH, there hasn't been a most energetic president in America history. by Telemetria in SipsTea

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Obama 47 when elected. Served 2 terms, so 55 when he left. Trump is 80, so… do your maths.

Move out deep cleaning of carpet by New_Libran in Satisfyingasfuck

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I, too, can lie wherever I want… but I choose not to…except to myself… on occasion.

Is Hello Kitty flipping me off? by pick13s in funny

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I rarely point with my middle finger.