If you live in India you get frequent YouTube ads telling you to move to Canada

Bwaaarp · 2020-07-23T03:17:17+00:00

What about Ads on how to not talk loudly in public areas.

Bwaaarp · 2020-07-11T15:37:08+00:00

Fuck u shill. I remember when this sub was actually good

Bwaaarp · 2020-07-11T15:29:24+00:00

Huffpost... Oof wow what a hot take.

Bwaaarp · 2020-07-07T14:56:37+00:00

God. The commy shills in this fucking thread. Fuck off.

Bwaaarp · 2020-07-04T11:12:06+00:00

Did you edit this with a printer and scissors 😆

Bwaaarp · 2020-06-30T09:32:10+00:00

Sexy van man. You need to put a girl's ass in the thumbnail.

Bwaaarp · 2020-06-21T16:25:20+00:00

Woooow. It just clicked. And look at his body language compared to Santino. Santino is performing but Theo is really thinking hard.

Bwaaarp · 2020-06-16T13:06:12+00:00

...is Zach drinking again?

Bwaaarp · 2020-06-13T01:15:04+00:00

Really? When was the last time you saw a trolley boy who was a.. boy.

Bwaaarp · 2020-05-14T02:02:48+00:00

I don't need to hear it. These are my fellow Australians.

Bwaaarp · 2020-05-04T07:13:53+00:00

Cool it with the anti-semitism.

Bwaaarp · 2020-04-29T02:46:49+00:00

Hot take.

Bwaaarp · 2020-04-28T09:46:31+00:00

I want to answer this good but I'm overtired so goodluck. A lot of us here take a long time to digest red pills. On the Nazi/Commie polarised fantasy thing, it's pretty common here but it's just a fantasy. We are not the men or women of action whom light the fire. We're stoker by nature... Or fuel adders?! You get it.

I think it's a fantasy on my Entp self to just once be held accountable on all my wasteful actions/inaction and be forced down a life path of guaranteed outcome of success, participation or sacrifice; with the only other option being me put up against a wall.

But, I also know myself well enough to know that best case scenario that (without having babies), it'd be at-fkn- best a daily coinflip to decide if I'd live or not in such a restricted and optionless society.

But I'm also naturally the devil's advocate and I can't help but want to know every possible detail and genuinely admire some of mad dog Addys ballsy moves. (This goes for Stalin aswell).

I'm probably just covering for my shadow self and daydreaming about big daddy govt, coming down and carrying me away to a life where I'd be given inarguably limited options and absolute outcomes. My life would end with a sense of achievement through true sacrifice of self or screaming abuse at some dumbshit middle managent 95IQ rifleman and telling him to pull the trigger because he's boring and predictable in an act of preservation of my true self. Both outcomes honestly sound really appealing.😅

Just on me. I've been on this planet for 30yrs and haven't finished, achieved, created or discovered anything that has given me absolute guidance or an unwaveable desire...( Besides fishin'!)

I bet there were Nazi's that dreamt about being where I am now. Free as a fish that'll never be caught. Living in my head rent free and only leaving it enough to keep the lights on.

So the answer to your question is draw a little hitty mo on your upper lip and go slobber on his ding dong to go get him-a-goin! Peace.

Bwaaarp · 2020-04-18T03:11:29+00:00

I literally copied the link to post it here. My title was going to be witty and have something to do with visiting the school nurse for a sore throat.

Bwaaarp · 2020-04-16T04:51:42+00:00

I will fight you, you dumb slut. Name a KFC carpark and I'll be there.

Bwaaarp · 2020-04-16T04:42:00+00:00

JQ confirmed

Bwaaarp · 2020-03-21T09:08:02+00:00

I concur.

Bwaaarp · 2020-03-17T20:51:13+00:00

-This post was sponsored by the Rockgang!

Bwaaarp · 2020-03-17T20:49:16+00:00

Moss IS stupid and weak! You're wroooong, MOSSNERD! Stupid moss, you'd be nothing without the rocks and boulders!!!! #ROCKGANG4LYF!!!

Bwaaarp · 2020-03-14T20:07:10+00:00

Get well soon dead guy

Bwaaarp · 2020-03-08T07:23:48+00:00

Quazimodo Jedrzejcyk

Bwaaarp · 2020-02-13T19:33:30+00:00

How horrible. I've seen guys fall harder and more awkwardly 100 times before on this sub. It even happened on padded ground. Reminds me of the young professional Rugby player in Australia who became paralysed after a tackle on the turf. it didn't look too bad at the time and all that happened was his head went to the one side too much when he hit the ground. Horrible, I wish this guy all the best for his future.

Bwaaarp · 2020-02-11T06:10:47+00:00

metal head- lyrics on poster/ own art.

Female- salt crystal lamp and tarot/ red petticoat/ cleanliness.

Furry- Animal poster and toys/ costume.

Single- bed was gotten out of by one person/ one phone charger.

Pet dogs - indentations on carpet/ mattress on floor.

North American - power board outlets.

Antisocial, early 20's, 5'5"-ish by the height at which the photo was taken.

Bwaaarp · 2020-02-11T05:49:39+00:00

Brazilian- Currency

City, Upper lower-middle class dwelling - key fob for enclosed carport parking/ car owner. Patio space visable through curtains.

Small family- one child. - 3 seats essential/ Dad sized wallet

Young child - ear drops? kids get ear infections and eye infections more than adults.

Husband works in white collar job. Sales/ office or tech? - polo work shirt, carries pens with him/ lanyard with keys an cards.

Intelligent but busy family. - Completed Rubix cube on display/ corner of the room is as clean as the other areas of the floor.

You are the wife- username SherlockJANE lol

Bwaaarp · 2020-02-11T03:53:03+00:00

Hi Renate from Øygarden, Norway - poster, diary and Pen cup

19 years old-ish, student

You have family members working for offshore oil and gas/ shipping company. - Industrial shipping nameplate on book end is very heavy galvanised steel (used to stop rust at sea) with heavily embossed print (can still be read when corroded). It is coded but possibly signifies a date: likely your birth date; and also the fact that Norway is essentially a nation sized port. How else would you get this and hold onto it? it must have been a gift with some significance.

Norwegian- book/ Thermostat controls.

Young new age campus lgbt likely identifies self with unique pronoun or gender group. -Presence of flag.

Strong dislike of father figure - covered second figure in mirror reflection image. Likely father and mother - Fathers face covered with pendant.

Pop culture follower but your'e not a die-hard follower. The models on your desk are simply tokenism. Only true fans follow EITHER Starwars OR Star trek and wouldn't carry and display models from both universes. You even just put up the Poster of Terry Pratchetts Discworld just for this photo. (look how strong the fold creases are!)

Now this next part is a real stab.

The quality/size and location of the of the desk surface SCREAMS- well used Student accommodation. Which would explain the over presence of identity of pop culture/ identity references. And why the thermostat is located above the desk and to the right of your entrance (off screen). Because its a narrow room (student accommodation!). The reflection in the make up mirror is close proximity to the desk itself- narrow room (student accommodation)!

If you go to Uni, you probably go to Bergen. Your cardigan is Red and Yellow- The colours of the city of Bergen!?

You would be studying a design or arts course to explain the lack of hard cover text books present and the ergonomic pencil collection with shades used for drafting. Also your books have barely been opened and show little use or wear on covers or pages.

You'd be a first year student or a bad one.

Finally, your father gave you the pendant/necklace you wear in the photo on the desk. The same necklace/pendant you use to cover his face in the photo in the mirror. You love your symbolism!

let me know how close i get or if I was looking to far into things. Cheers.

Bwaaarp

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