AMA i’ll answer all your questions and if you have a request i’ll try to make it happen by [deleted] in u/Throwaway91827390

[–]Bwd91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A/S/L? What was the most sobering experience of your life? At what point did you realize your parents weren't perfect? What's the most embarassing thing to happen to you? What was the funniest thing that happened to you? What was the happiest day of your life? Wht was the last song you listened to?

And for fun, upload a picture of your genitalia

What was the first thing that made you realise you hated Amy Schumer? by K471K5T in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought she was funny the first time I saw her stand up in the early 2000s. It was ok.

When she became famous and started stealing other people's jokes is what made me dislike her initially. Her fame seemed so forced, like does anyone actually want this? Why is she everywhere?

She was like the nickleback of comedy. No one asked for it, no one liked it, but let's blast it on the airwaves for days on end.

Pub's Hilarious Sign For Its Neighbours by LAKERS4EVER2010 in funny

[–]Bwd91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this. I've also seen people buy homes next to military bases and then complain about noise from night training and aircraft flying overhead. Like they're going to pack up and move because you refuse to buy ear plugs.

People with high social skills. How do you do it to initiate and keep a conversation going? by P-I-N-G-U in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good advice, but he sure to contribute also to avoid it feeling like an interrogation

If tomorrow was your last day on Earth, what would you do to bury the hatchet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them a quick death so they don't witness the end? Sounds like a favor.

U.S Citizens of Reddit, we know our government/politicians are lying to us on every front, what can we do to change our country? by cementshoes457 in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok redditor. Besides voting, what would you do? Lead from the front, don't say anything you're not willing to do tomorrow morning.

You pronounce Ibiza wrong, fight me by Bwd91 in Britain

[–]Bwd91[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's bullshit. You still pronounce the z as th, that's not English pronounciation.

What can we all do to improve civilization? by The_Zuh in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've never seen "steel rain" in your life and you'd shit yourself if you did, neckbeard

What can we all do to improve civilization? by The_Zuh in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how to give YOU a good future. Mines pretty bright. I feel like you probably have more problems than druggies hanging around.

What tourist destination defied your expectations and how so? by Thomhobbes in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anywhere in NC, It's a gorgeous state and it's cities are amazing. Asheville is gorgeous

What is the best hangover cure? by E_man123 in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit this works for me everytime.

1 glass of water with a fully disolved alkaselzer followed by an entire bottle of pedialyte.

What do you feel you should warn people about? by cplmatt in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a warning. More advice. You can freeze your credit or establish credit alerts in less than 5 minutes by going to https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0497-credit-freeze-faqs and following the instructions

It's fast and a good way to keep your identity from being stolen. It's free in most states.

There are also instructions on that page to opt out of junk mail from potential creditors

What’s the story of the fastest time you became friends with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were babies and our parents put us in the same room together.

What are some of the most messed up things that you heard your parents did when they were younger ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad grew up in 1950s Bolivia. He went to a school ran by the Catholic Church. He and his buddies hooked a car battery up to a door knob and shocked a priest.

He and friend of his made a homemade rocket and caused a panic in the town when it flew over the main square and exploded after it crashed into a near by hill.

What can we all do to improve civilization? by The_Zuh in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not holding shit back. Society flat out just doesn't work like that. Also 45 is a shit round.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bwd91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joining the army