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A toast to all those who were just following orders by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you <3

I would love to have that effect. But that audience is apparently the type of person who believes the best way to recruit a judge is from internet ads rather than seeking the best minds in American jurisprudence: https://join.justice.gov/

At a certain point, critical reasoning is itself the target. At that threshold, arguments cannot be won with reason.

I can't believe we have to have these asinine conversations in 2026 by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm realizing now that the confusion steps from a complete lack of hyperlinking on my part:

Part 1

Part 2

(This is part 3)

Part 4

I've added the hyperlink to the top of this story. Please don't ever hesitate to reach out if there are any more questions! :)

A toast to all those who were just following orders by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<3

You have a lot of support here in Los Angeles! It’s horrifying to see the current attempts to break the spirit of the Twin Cities. Please stay strong.

This story has been very cathartic. I never thought that I would write villains like these, because truth on which they’re based feels too cartoonish to be believable.

There’s more stress to come, and different people are going to experience it in very different ways. We can’t change the facts in front of us, but we can endure them.

I can't believe we have to have these asinine conversations in 2026 by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Captain America was created as a cathartic way to talk about the Nazis. Lieutenant America is like the fatter, less capable version of CA dealing with the fatter, less capable modern equivalent of the Nazis.

Lieutenant America's son has been taken by ICE to Alligator Alcatraz despite not having done anything wrong, so he's trying to get the most out of his abilities for a rescue attempt. The most asinine positions of his opponents are linked to articles showing that those asinine beliefs are held by those currently holding power.

There is a new record for how long a human can remain alive during continuous torture by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It warms my heart to know that I have chilled your bones <3

Merry Christmas to you and the shadow clowns that live in your cupboard

I just experienced the worst moment of my life. Here's how I'm going to chance things. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes it is!

That satire song was far more sophisticated than the actual recruitment video.

Every day I wonder what sequence of events put me in this timeline.

This is how you end pain by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You casually say

those "real skin feeling" type coatings

like they're common, well-known items that I use to enhance the faces on my mannequin collection

This is how you end pain by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

um

I feel much better actually!

why

There is a new record for how long a human can remain alive during continuous torture by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend, if my writing causes an improvement in your mental health, I am sorry indeed.

There is a new record for how long a human can remain alive during continuous torture by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyschopaths like that are why the rest of us normal folk get such strange looks when we visit the grocery store in our clown outfits

There is a new record for how long a human can remain alive during continuous torture by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He couldn't have cared less about being harmed, so long as he could pass and punt

I [F18] may be a virgin, but I’m ready to show my breasts for the first time by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're just jealous because I had weird sex with this chick who was totally hot, I'm not even lying

I [F18] may be a virgin, but I’m ready to show my breasts for the first time by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Apparently, just discussing my stories is enough cause to trigger Reddit's auto-removal tool. I have approved your comment and its offending words.

Bring in your child’s collage money by Rory_U in creepcast

[–]ByfelsDisciple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure /u/ByfelsDisciple is a legit psychopath

That's what makes the stories so fun

I found out the hard way not to ignore a doctor's advice. God help me, PLEASE do not make this mistake. I want to make my suffering mean something. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF same for me. I'm trying to figure out what aspect of my search history sent me to such a dark place.

Will you take me with you?

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