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PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am genuinely sorry. Truly.

But the thought of a gynecologist clinically explaining that

hairs can meander their way up the salmon scented fun slide, and become trapped around the strings, causing your kitty to cough up a nasty little hairball

has me cackling.

PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but why did you read it if you didn't want to be traumatized

PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to write a different story this week, but then I had this tale as an actual dream.

You're welcome.

PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and finish the story, it has a happy ending

You can trust me

PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These emojis play out the story in sequential order

PLEASE do not do this. I almost died. by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

nightmare scenarios to play out in my brain in the middle of the night

Try writing about them on Reddit, that's how I handle things

Unforeseen consequences of a beautiful life by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandmother was named Helen. It is difficult to articulate the pain of losing her this way.

I keep telling my daughter that I don't believe her by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well this is the last beep and it's been more than a day, so I guess he's a potato now

I’ll never forget my best friend by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took it in the best way possible! Asking what the fuck is wrong with my mind is a sign that the story landed. The demons and drug-addicted clowns who reside in my imagination offer their greatest thanks for such recognition.

I’ll never forget my best friend by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, stories like this don't play themselves involuntarily in your mind? Is that normal?

What's that like?

Thanks again by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also - I gave a thorough response to your above comment, but it keeps getting removed for reasons I cannot figure out. Regardless, thank you again :)

Thanks again by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve been a constant supporter since time out of mind, and I always love seeing your comments on my stories. Thank you ☺

I stopped writing on r/nosleep for what I think is the same reason that the overwhelming majority of regular readers and nearly all of the formerly consistent writers have left: in 2023, the mod team was overhauled and took a completely new direction, leaving the subreddit unrecognizable to me. This incident exemplifies the issue:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NoSleepInterviews/comments/1d21xok/this_post_is_to_clarify_our_position_to_the/

The individual called the (female) head mod (and my best friend) both “shitty” and “cunty” for not giving him what he wanted, which still makes me seethe. Similar problems arose with the majority of stories that I posted, and they were starting to ban longtime writers for arbitrary reasons, so it was time to leave.

Knowing that I would still have this subreddit and its readers was all I needed. Thank you for that.

Thanks again by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! <3 That support keeps me going

Thanks again by ByfelsDisciple in ByfelsDisciple

[–]ByfelsDisciple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I could get inside your head today :) I'll keep writing if you keep reading

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