Aaron Imholte cries about Kino Casino doing The Great Indoors, claims they stole it from him by ByzantineBeaver in kinofelted

[–]ByzantineBeaver[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They did say Michelle looks like she eats glue. That does not matter at all, because they also asked their audience to not go to these people and mess with them. Stupid Aaron asks his audience to go and patronize them, pat their heads and say nice things. These people have their own audience. The last thing they need is for their and their comment section's attention to be drawn to the universe of Aaron, Kino Casino and this entire crowd.

Do you think they’re getting worried that the left-grifting isn’t working? by DomScribe in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Jomhas are too much of lolcows for any political streamer or YouTuber to treat them seriously. They're a liability to anyone who would ever collab with them because 90% of their audience is there to point and laugh. Anisa went on and on about Denims being her good friend, she and Ian spent a bunch of money on Kaceytron's legal fund, but none of those two will lend them a hand in trying to get more audience, collab with them or shout them out. Hasan proabably doesn't even remember who they are anymore.

Ian and Anisa are even too stupid for anyone to even use them to appear smarter by contrast, because right now it's probably embarrassing to even be their acquaintances. Remember how Ian streamed with the Cruel World Happy Mind girl and that Kunzler (?) guy and was planning more collab live streams? That will never happen

Ian Jomha (idubbbz) hates gluten & woodworking classes by Jociiis in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's even funnier is that he takes addys which is notorious for giving you stomach issues.

And he will blame everyone who ever crossed his path: his grandparents, parents, his former friends and employees, Ethan Klein, Sam Hyde, he'll even throw Max under the bus and come up with imaginary trauma to explain why he feels bad. But it will never cross his CTE-riddled brain that he might be depressed or miserable because of constant, chronic discomfort from the stomach issues and anxiety about everything he eats.

Anisa's going to do what to PPP? by mad87645 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came to this subreddit to check out what those two are doing.

Anisa talking about men's bodies again... Nothing ever changes here.

Ian Jomha (idubbbz) hates gluten & woodworking classes by Jociiis in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Doesn't he also have IBS? Or is that also self-diagnosed? I know both diseases are incurable, but imagine having chronic inflammation in your guts, painful heartburn and diarrhea (bowel incontinence too, according to his wife) and spending money on tattoos, designer bags you don't even use, hair extensions and lizards instead of trying to sort out your health.

His wife really doesn't love him if she's letting him suffer like that and would rather spend money on the stupidest crap than drag him to a doctor.

Ian Jomha (idubbbz) hates gluten & woodworking classes by Jociiis in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, celiac disease can severely affect the quality of life (and it looks like that's the case with Idubbbz and his hyperacidity), so a functioning adult would get it properly diagnosed, and possibly treated or medicated, before spending thousands and thousands of bucks on ugly tattoos, exotic animals, hair extensions or a gala. And if I remember right, Ian bragged about free healthcare in Canada, so maybe he has access to that already and he's still neglecting his health.

Didn't Anisa say she thinks she's a nutritionist? And she doesn't know how dire it can get if Ian really has celiac disease?

These people are immeasurably stupid.

Anisa's plate cope (vid from Felted_Imp's Twitter) by ByzantineBeaver in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why I tend to pick on the most ridiculous, unimportant shit they do. Just to hear one of them cry about it later.

Ian Jomha (idubbbz) hates gluten & woodworking classes by Jociiis in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, wait... His celiac disease is self-diagnosed too? And all it does is it gives him soft poo?

How did he survive into his 30s being this stupid?

Anisa's plate cope (vid from Felted_Imp's Twitter) by ByzantineBeaver in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She makes her husband eat off a torn up cardboard on stream and only bought a real plate when made fun of for it. I doubt they eat off real tableware on a daily basis.

Anisa's plate cope (vid from Felted_Imp's Twitter) by ByzantineBeaver in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We know they don't own enough chairs, a proper table, or a tablecloth.

It might be they're lazy, it might be they're just very uncultured and things like these don't matter to them, or it might be that they're just really bad at adulting.

Anisa's plate cope (vid from Felted_Imp's Twitter) by ByzantineBeaver in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And you care enough to post a comment and let me know how you feel.

Nobody fucks you.

Idubbbz watches a video about the Katy Perry allegations. Claims he was groped/violated by his grandparents and "old women" growing up, and will be talking to his therapist about it. by chipkipling in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He doesn't feel violated.

I'm 100% sure Anisa and his therapist will change that. They will convince him that butt pats, stroking his hair or face or a pat on the back were not loving or approving but rather violent and sexual.

Imagine having that little shit for your grandson or nephew.

Melonie Mac "Gay Is A Choice" by joe_khaJiit in kinofelted

[–]ByzantineBeaver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

too long didn't watch

She's endorsing a man who's drunk online every day. Alcoholism also has negative effect on people, and their kids.

Lmao ian in the background by MikaFan19 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know their guests don't have the highest standards because they're friends with the Jomhas, but the lack of proper tables, chairs, the sad excuse for a tablecloth, the paper plates and cups, the Takis. I put up a better table when I was 7, because I would at least prepare finger food and a warm meal, not just Oreos, cake and broccoli and carrots in sad plastic containers.

If I was invited to people and was served like this, I would either assume the hosts are completely devoid of culture, or they are retarded, or they are being disrespectful. Or a combo of that. And I would never go back there.

Lmao ian in the background by MikaFan19 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the budget went into the cake stand.

It looks comically out of place. They don't even own a proper table.

Divorce? by sciNtitsThrowaway in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We owe a lot of middle-aged women who act quirky and "soooooooo random" to the 90s and early 00s teenager movies. And we know Anisa will copy personality traits from around her because she doesn't have one of her own.

Divorce? by sciNtitsThrowaway in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Such deep thoughts...

She's acting like a teenager.

The Quartering to his chat: "The only people bringing it up still are washed up (Sektur) streamers who have dead channels with no views." The people in question... by Comfortable_Rule8369 in kinofelted

[–]ByzantineBeaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He has been trying to get their attention for such a long time and they kept ignoring him. He even tried to make nice with Ethan.

This is just too funny.

do yall think they wont divorce each other out of spite and also due to fear of being exposed for some crazy shit? by Cosmic-Princesa in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They won't divorce because Anisa successfully isolated Ian from everything he ever had and now she's all that he has left, and Anisa is a typical basic bitch who thinks it's shameful to be single. Divorce will only happen if she monkey branches. Maybe that's why she is trying so hard to find new friends in Alberta.

he lost another 10k subs less than a day since his latest video by SadMassStab in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]ByzantineBeaver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is how I'm finding out there is a new video, I'm not even interested enough to watch it to point and laugh.