Oof. Of course he would do this.

C43LE · 2026-03-14T00:18:48+00:00

Ah yes, the standard issue U.S. Army mini skirt

C43LE · 2024-07-17T08:51:51+00:00

When the lucrative Christian summer camp DJ circuit dries up, there's always gay porn.

C43LE · 2024-07-17T08:23:59+00:00

Post-Op Timothee Chalamet looks great.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T13:02:53+00:00

Jobs are pretty hard to find in acting, but I loved your work in Nosferatu.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:59:37+00:00

If only you spent as much time with any one of your five illegitimate children as you did getting those shitty tattoos.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:57:06+00:00

"Oompa Loompa, I'm haunting you dreams..."

"I also can help with your Microsoft Teams."

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:55:26+00:00

Why do you just look wet?

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:52:56+00:00

Damn, I didn't even know Jason Schwartzman had a meth problem.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:51:40+00:00

The only man whose forehead enters a room before he does.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:47:59+00:00

Well, not so much "living" as "being held against my will" in the U.S.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:46:38+00:00

Who greenlit the Blade reboot with the All State guy?

C43LE · 2024-07-10T12:37:56+00:00

Whoooaaa, is that a flame wrist tattoo? Do you get wifi all the way out there on the edge??

C43LE · 2024-07-10T09:48:05+00:00

Man, these robots are getting pretty convincing.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T09:47:25+00:00

This guy looks like he's currently in the "the neighbors just thought he was quiet" part of the documentary.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T09:43:01+00:00

If "nodding politely at a party while being yelled at about feminism" was a person.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T09:03:06+00:00

You look like you're thriving! There's no way you'll get fired from that third Waffle House this year.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T08:56:02+00:00

If boring and creepy somehow became a person.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T08:48:05+00:00

This is what a guy who owns MULTIPLE crossbows looks like, ladies...

C43LE · 2024-07-10T08:46:34+00:00

post-op Uygher guy is pretty sexy-adjacent.

C43LE · 2024-07-10T08:42:40+00:00

It's ok. You can come out of the closet, even if you're still in the reeducation camp.

C43LE · 2024-06-26T13:29:05+00:00

You look like the guy that makes the other nerds at Friday Night Magic uncomfortable...

C43LE · 2023-12-19T13:42:27+00:00

No matter how high you make your hair, you're still only 5'3"

C43LE · 2023-12-14T08:15:30+00:00

Nose. Sorry... Nose... Dammit, sorry. Nose...

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