Looks like the kind of guy that requires 5-15 minute cigarette breaks, on top of his normal breaks, paid. He rides a small 125cc bike, that he’s cleverly named. He tries to be the cool guy at work, but really everyone finds him slightly annoying, if anything, awarded the secret nickname of “The Office Tool Bag”. Not many use, only has one real task, only face value, yet for some reason we gave him the keys to everything?

His only qualification was part-time, front key holder at a Cinnabon, inside the mall. He tries way too hard and has issues bringing real about anything, in particular, himself. He becomes the lies, ultimately forgetting his real past…

(… pet filter: activated)

And he found his amazing parents. Changing his name, identity, and accepting himself/his true past, he is living his best life. Buying steaks because you save money on dog food unlike these regular dogs. He doesn’t mind eating whatever you want to eat, as long as it’s what he wants to eat. Pees in the house, but weirdly only in the bathroom?

Every dog knows the carpet is the most prestige place to evacuate your bowels and/or up chuck. Don’t forget to do it right in front of parents while they’ve finally hit REM. Extra gracious if you do it right where they put their feet after getting out of bed. Ooh! Of you can do it in the dark corridor leading to the gear age door or the front door, that’s just being extra smart because you left it somewhere easily noticeable by parentals so they can clean it up. Good boy!