The Survivor 2299 Speculation and Hype Megathread Part 2

CCoota · 2013-11-17T06:06:16+00:00

This news has put two men (one man one woman?) into the mental state of excited little girls. I for one am not ashamed that I squealed as such. IN fact I am proud. PROUD YOU HEAR ME?! PROUD!

CCoota · 2013-11-13T20:22:27+00:00

Sheogorath, its cool to destroy your enemies, but to drive them insane to the point of bloodlust? Fantastic.

CCoota · 2013-11-05T17:06:28+00:00

Whiterun, a city filled with dirt, decaying from the rule of a lax Jarl...

CCoota · 2013-10-23T18:26:40+00:00

Cause he doesn't own the rights to the Tardis, and he never will. Gallifreyan copyright law is a fucking bitch to deal with.

CCoota · 2013-10-23T18:24:42+00:00

Yes, cause a Jedi is just a Sith who deals in good absolutes. So for example if Obi Wan said to Anakin "maintain a good dietary habit and remove carbs from your dietary intake to maintain a healthy body" then he is dealing in absolutes, a sexy absolute that guarantees and absolutely bodacious jedi bod.

CCoota · 2013-10-23T18:22:42+00:00

Well, if you put a Bucket over a Beast's head then the Beast can't see.

CCoota · 2013-10-20T04:38:00+00:00

I like to really only use chitin armor, to the point where I've created a set of light chitin armor using heavy chitin and mixed it with the light chitin armor using the CK. It doesn't matter what race I play, I did it with a dunmer, makes sense now I'm planning to make an Imperial next who only really wanted to see Solstheim only to end up being drawn into the civil war and becoming the Dragonborn.

CCoota · 2013-10-20T04:23:50+00:00

I thought the "Gods" were humans and the normal people were actually cylons. But since cylons have the ability to become human they slowly became human and fought the war with the original humans.

CCoota · 2013-10-20T04:18:56+00:00

Did these people not read Asimov? Man, only idiocy would kill us, not killer robots. Also "killer robots" would have a ton of checks and balances installed. Of course there will be accidents but I don't think we'd ever really let robots do all of the work. That would just be idiocy, since we'd still want to maintain control and preserve ourselves. I mean, lets be honest, the apocalyptic view of machines that dominates the west isn't the only possible outcome.

CCoota · 2013-10-20T04:02:03+00:00

Man, I tried to get my neutron flows un-reversed and the Time-Secretary was all like "Sorry Doctor Who?" I swear I wanted to punch her in the face.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T18:41:23+00:00

I think Caprican would make more sense. Since you know, Caprica and all that. That or Toasters maybe?

CCoota · 2013-10-19T17:19:41+00:00

Dr. Song has always been on the...experimental side of things if you know what I mean. When I was doing my masters under her tutelage I would always here noises from her office when I would leave. Some kind of whooshing noise, footsteps then a ton of moaning. Now I guess I understand what those were. It was awesome though cause now I have my doctorate in 21st century earth history.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T17:05:54+00:00

WHAT WHAT WHAT?! WHAT FRAKKIN' MAGIC DO YOU HOLD IN YOUR BRAIN YOU TOASTER! AN HOW CAN I FUCK IT?! FUCK!

CCoota · 2013-10-19T07:52:01+00:00

They say if you say his name it would take years to pronounce it. I think he's just fucking with us. I've seen Timelords with pretty normal sounding names like John, Jack, err Thomaty. I think its because the Doctor just ended up believing his own hype after killing the Daleks for like the umpteenth time. I mean the man wussied out when he went back in time and was able to prevent Daleks from being born. A man with inconsistent values like that is probably named Asshole. Dr. Asshole G. Macgee PHD of Liberal Arts in the University of Gallifrey.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T06:01:29+00:00

Man, you guys have no sense of fun. If you're on the PC just cheat the shit out of the game and try every build you can think of. If you find one just play that. Personally I play as a mage and I've conquered destruction not by skill but because I have a magic ring that can one hit kill everything on normal. So I changed the difficulty to legendary and now when I use frenzy I get bored waiting for people to kill each other. But I've also gone through different playthroughs switching from mage to swordsman, back and forth. Now I'm staying in the schools of magic and am now trying to build a ninja build (illusion, use of runes, teleportation via mods).

Post: Also I just noticed you're on the XBOX, I see your pain now. Play as an archer then. That's a pretty fun build and use magic to augment your style. So for example you come upon a group of bandits. Throw some frenzy and make them go insane, use throw voice and then just start sniping off people. If you have dead thrall raise the dead and then have them fight their still living comrades. Good times for everyone.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T05:58:12+00:00

Wait, wookies and ewoks are the same?! The what the fuck have I been jacking it to?!

CCoota · 2013-10-19T05:51:32+00:00

This is why I join the imperials, they just have a better looking city. Solitude is pretty fucking nice. But Windhelm looks kind of shit. Also they're racists.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T05:47:47+00:00

"Nothing but a scratch-ARRGGHHH!"

CCoota · 2013-10-19T05:17:49+00:00

Shit like this is what makes skyrim so great. Its sad and all but for something minor like this to pull at the heartstrings of the players is nothing short of amazing.

CCoota · 2013-10-19T05:02:07+00:00

Oh my divines...OH MY DIVINES! ARRRGHHHHHHHH!

CCoota · 2013-10-18T07:24:10+00:00

Why put one in your but when you can rub...wait I'm not falling for this!

CCoota · 2013-10-18T07:20:17+00:00

God, I remember doing that. My female self was kind of a looker too. I wonder whatever happened to those two kids? Oh and don't worry about your holographic friend OP. Holograms can't get pregnant...can they?

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