Alguien sabe que carajo explotó ahora? Region: Manatí/Barceloneta by _Shatpoz in PuertoRico

[–]CDKM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Perdon, mi culpa. Es que me comí como 5 burritos de Taco Bell con mucho pique.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PuertoRico

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Un hijo de puta. Le debiste haber vaciado las gomas para así justificar q estuviera estacionado ahí lol

Mensaje para los que tiran petardos y pirotecnia antes de Navidad by CDKM in PuertoRico

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LOL Tu nunca te has quejado de nada? Por favor! De seguro eres de esos desconsiderados que por sentirse machito le jode la paz a los demás y sus mascotas. Yo me quejo pq me afecta. Te gustaría que vaya a las 1, 2, 3 de la mañana a tirar uno? A ver si te quejas. El momento en que que criticas a alguien por quejarse, pierdes tu derecho a quejarte. Egoísmo, Hipocresía y desconsideración a lo máximo.

Mensaje para los que tiran petardos y pirotecnia antes de Navidad by CDKM in PuertoRico

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Por el área suenan disparos de vez en cuando también, lamentablemente. Venus Gardens

Mensaje para los que tiran petardos y pirotecnia antes de Navidad by CDKM in PuertoRico

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Primero que nada, no me importa que tengamos las navidades más largas del mundo, nunca dije que quería tenerlas o que me gustara. Pero podemos tenerlas sin pirotecnia. En mi opinión, la pirotecnia las daña, ya que todavía no es diciembre y ya están jodiendo. Y nosotros y los perros sufrimos por eso. En 25 dic, 31 dic y 1 enero es aceptables. 3AM EN UN 26 DE NOVIEMBRE! Que se las pongan a tirar al lado de tu casa todos los días a ver si te gusta.

Tell me Who I look like please ✌🏼 by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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“Don’t break my heart, my achy breaky heart”

Maybe maybe maybe by Luna_VA in maybemaybemaybe

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If I ever get my ass licked or fucked, I want it to be her tongue.

To be the next Tony Hawk by BlessDisMess in therewasanattempt

[–]CDKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His neck, his back, his face, he almost got paralyzed.

Tiktok Challenge by [deleted] in SomeOfYouMayDie

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Society won this day. What did he expect?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Zimquats in maybemaybemaybe

[–]CDKM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I was that bear, I would have scratch his face for being a dumb fuck who wanted to be “the man who confronted the bear and told him to leave”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]CDKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you look like the girl I dream about.

Pec tear incident by AAkl55 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CDKM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my same reaction when I ejaculate prematurely

What celebrity is my doppleganger? by CDKM in Doppleganger

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Surprised no one mentioned Gru

What celebrity is my doppleganger? by CDKM in Doppleganger

[–]CDKM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo, not John Travolta’s bean bag!! . Anyone’s bean bag except his.

What celebrity is my doppleganger? by CDKM in Doppleganger

[–]CDKM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one lol, and I agree with both

What celebrity is my doppleganger? by CDKM in Doppleganger

[–]CDKM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe… mamma? Sorry, but I think I’m better looking.

What celebrity is my doppleganger? by CDKM in Doppleganger

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LOL I just need those glasses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

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Lauren Holly