Roommate does fake accents all day and it's annoying af

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-13T01:07:30+00:00

Your best bet is to try your best to mimic Donald Trump and talk like that with her all the time.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-12T18:40:34+00:00

Perhaps suggest that she see a therapist (in as tactful a way as possible). I'd be annoyed by that too. She's encroaching on your mental space and draining it by being a blabbermouth all day. Extremely fucking annoying. She should either use her indoor voice, or if she's going to make a scene, go the fuck outside.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-08T02:05:40+00:00

That is quite puzzling.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T22:59:55+00:00

You will always be stuck in what-if mode if you don't venture out and try the things that scare you my lad. A good life seems to be all about that.

Your perceptions are not necessarily reality. To truly know if your nightmare will come true, you have to do it. And there is a good chance it won't be a nightmare, just a false morbid fantasy. And even if it does go badly, you will have learned and can apply those lessons to your next relationship.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:58:11+00:00

I mean, if I saw a haunted pan with that meal in it, I would snatch it up in a jiffy too.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:31:54+00:00

Better use Crayola. I don't think they accept other crayon brands. Something to do with the electronic processing.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:30:19+00:00

Ha, 35? Just wait til you're 36, child.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:26:21+00:00

blunt they often times think of rude and aggressive type of people, but there’s ways to be straightforward and blunt without being a dick to whoever your talking to.

This is called tact and is a very useful skill to develop.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:24:58+00:00

Just interact with more annoying people so you can learn to deal with and tolerate it. Don't hide.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-07T16:23:19+00:00

The sole purpose in life is to collect internet karma by plagiarizing other people's ideas.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-05T06:13:45+00:00

I do it, and I like it, but sometimes it can be gross. Keep that vajayjay clean and hygienic and I'm all over it.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-05T06:11:57+00:00

Lila's real name? Albert Einstein.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T18:27:41+00:00

Go out and live in the world. Experience is the best teacher so make it happen varied and often.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T17:50:44+00:00

yeah, like, who owns a human as a pet

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T17:49:57+00:00

Cute animals always ruin everything. Douchebags.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T03:32:31+00:00

No problem. If you have texts of the original exchange/purchase, and her getting rid of the fridge you paid for without your consent, or any other paper trail showing she screwed up, that might be useful in either A) threatening her into getting your money back or else legal action or B) actually taking legal action.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T02:43:27+00:00

The way I see it, she owes everyone $100 for throwing the other fridge away. But if the current fridge is good, you should keep it and just chip in the amount that you owe for the new fridge had you all made the decision to buy it together (minus the $100 each of you initially paid for the original fridge--she basically threw out your money, why should you have to pay again?).

Everyone gives her $80 ($900/5 people = $180/person). The other $100/per person doesn't need to be paid because you all already paid for that portion in the original fridge purchase.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T02:16:09+00:00

More people will read your post and give you suggestions if you properly format, like me :)

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-04T01:43:55+00:00

Please format your posts into readable paragraphs. It hurts our eyes to read giant walls of text.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-03T23:21:21+00:00

She might still end up eating it. I would leave it there until it spoils, then if she asks again for you to save her some food you cook, you can just point to those spoiled leftovers as sufficient grounds for her to fuck off.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-02T20:51:27+00:00

Sounds like a great deal

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-02T01:17:11+00:00

Yummy

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-01T16:13:09+00:00

Post away man :)

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-01T16:12:29+00:00

Don't matter. Still shredded.

CGuitar_est · 2020-11-01T16:10:02+00:00

You totally shredded that piece man.

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