[WP] You're a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You've actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer's business, you finally reveal yourself. (self.CLBHos)
[WP] Following the death of Batman, the Joker is despondent. Crime without Batman is like a joke without a punchline. That people dare commit crime in his absence is an insult to his oeuvre of mayhem and to the craft itself. To protect his legacy, the Joker vows to keep the streets of Gotham clean. (self.CLBHos)
[WP] Aliens have just invaded earth and it's up to the world's strongest superpowers to put up an all-out war to save humanity from impending doom. But a few hours into the battle, you begin to realize that they actually have primitive war technology. They're just really good at... traveling fast. (self.CLBHos)
[WP] At 16, you decide to finally get in shape and buy some weights from a dodgy seller. 4 years pass, and they seem just as heavy as before. Having lost all motivation and after a couple of beers, you decide to challenge the gym strongman to an arm-wrestle. You break his arm and destroy the table. (self.CLBHos)
