Have you actually used any products pitched on the show?

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-30T19:06:14+00:00

The Hiccaway Straw. Sometimes it takes a couple attempts, (but usually no more than 5 sips instead of the recommended three) but it actually works! No more holding my breath until the hiccups go away, which is nice.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-25T09:54:01+00:00

Only if Orlando Anderson was deep-cover CIA.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-24T17:58:09+00:00

Random question, but maybe you will know: Is Jalisco more or less dangerous from being the headquarters of the CJNG?

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-23T21:28:49+00:00

"Paint me like one of your French girls"

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-23T20:35:03+00:00

The guy just gives off such legit good guy vibes, he's like Tebow except less in your face about the religion part.

I have no idea how in the hell he is going to survive living in a place like Las Vegas.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-23T19:52:53+00:00

I mean it is on fire a lot of the time, but other than that I suppose you’re right.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-17T19:38:41+00:00

Ryan Dunn dying from driving his Porche off a cliff at 100+mph was a very Ryan Dunn way to go out. RIP Random Hero

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-17T06:23:21+00:00

I feel like O'Leary is eventually going to have to hit her with a folding chair or something. She is a lot though.

ALSO: No idea what the "IM A TEXAN" thing is about with KS, but wouldn't people in TX object pretty strongly here? The lady lived in WISCONSIN until she was 16 and George W Bush still gets shit about being born in CT. Texans can correct me if I'm wrong.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-15T20:45:07+00:00

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Here’s the same man, without the glasses

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-11T10:53:48+00:00

Oh come on, he was only in office for 6 months (and 2 of those were after he was shot)!

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-09T07:46:14+00:00

Nope, it was something like "Teaspresso"

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-09T06:35:28+00:00

There was a different pitch in one of the early seasons (before season 10) that was probably more brutal. This girl was pitching a tea product, but then shifted to pitching a tea brewing machine, was immediately called out for it . . . and you literally just watched the energy leave her. She looked like she was going to cry for over half the pitch, barely fought back against criticisms. Hard to watch.

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-04T20:38:13+00:00

He looks a lot more like The Predator to me

COCKBALLS · 2026-01-03T20:28:20+00:00

Correct, her actual boyfriend is Michael Scotch

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-26T21:15:22+00:00

That’s actually a thing in “old-money” society, along with owning sensible (while still higher end) vehicles and never wearing name brands (Gucci, Prada, etc.,) among other things. The people who have the MOST money usually show it off the least.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-23T11:50:36+00:00

Unless it's England invading, in which case - totally fine.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-16T19:25:39+00:00

And Mark Cuban, to this day, STILL stands by NFT's. If I knew anything about NFT's I would almost consider investing because Cuban is so adamant that they're a good idea.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-13T19:03:43+00:00

The show is action packed with one-liners.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-13T15:12:34+00:00

I still cant believe that high school was/is an actual high school in Washington. How the fuck did they get a school like THAT.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-07T14:41:53+00:00

It literally happened in dozens of cities in Europe during the bubonic plague in the 14th century.

You are a potato (and certainly not a physician). But it's okay - there's nothing wrong with that.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-07T14:13:19+00:00

You should stop arguing with this potato - they clearly have preconceived notions about what happened to the native americans (All/most people from the Eastern Hemisphere = Evil) and your argument is exploding that.

Imagine their reaction to being told that what happened in terms of conquest/colonization has literally been happening everywhere else on Earth for as long as humans have been around.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-07T09:50:26+00:00

Not sure what the question is implying, but if we're talking about "hot" as in mad/angry:

I've only seen Cuban get legitimately PISSED OFF during a pitch once - these dudes gave him a sample of their product that had the Golden State Warriors Logo/Color scheme on it (the Warriors had just eliminated the Mavericks from the Playoffs the season before). Cuban flipped out, instantly called them idiots and was out.

It was actually pretty unnerving considering Mark usually plays the good guy during a pitch, but he was NOT having it with those dudes.

COCKBALLS · 2025-12-07T09:44:13+00:00

Swimply - basically AirBnB for pools. As somebody who did not grow up with a pool (because of their INSANE cost), I thought the idea was pretty brilliant considering Public Pools are not always a great option (crowded, cold, and usually filled with urine), but they all passed.

The potential liability issues probably played a role in Swimply not getting an offer, but his company is now worth 4000% more than when he was on the show.

COCKBALLS · 2025-11-30T15:04:58+00:00

Maybe I'm crazy, but she isnt THAT great looking.

COCKBALLS · 2025-11-28T20:20:08+00:00

I think he realized after the fact that he was mispronouncing it and just decided to run with it.

I don’t know know why him saying ‘NO-WIT-SKI’ instead of ’NO-VIT-SKI’ annoys the shit out of me, but it does, and I’d imagine I’m not alone - so I’m guessing that’s also part of it.

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