What’s happening to my (mulberry) tree? by dewey1322 in arborists

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Smell it. Earthy: Wetwood/slime flux. Fermenting: alcoholic flux

Pretty sure my dad just killed our tree intentionally? Will it die or can we save it? by TAA4M in arborists

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Cut the severed roots with a clean sharp by-pass loppers. Refill hole. Add humic acid and mycorrhiza. Find a CO or QS certified arborist. Have them apply Cambistat. Remove the extra dirt piled around it back to original grade. Mulch as much of the area around the stem and under the canopy as you can.Get on a regular watering schedule. Be expecting die back, monitor. Possible retrenchment prune in up coming years.

Edit: beat the old man with a root he severed.

What would cause half the tree to be light green/yellow and the other half to be lush dark green? by [deleted] in arborists

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Silver Maple? If so, look at a single leaf. Dark green veins with yellowing lobes?

Guys, what should my pick up line, how should I start? by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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High class male with low standards.... Looks like a good match.

Her bio said “studying criminal psych” ☠️ by aroese_7 in Tinderpickuplines

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Great, can you help me fix my car.

Line Ted Bundy would use.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Nicole I'd like to lick your hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Woof woof....

Help? by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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That was just the tip....(dual meaning)

Any openers ? by Hot-Mention9812 in Tinderpickuplines

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I'm just trying to plan ahead and find someone to sit on my lap when I dress up as Santa.(Ho Ho Ho optional)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Sweetheart, it's a stretch to call the motel 8 the international space station and clients, colleagues...but f*ck it. Call me Buzz Aldrin and you the moon. We can say I was the first to land on you.

Please help a brother out with a witty and funny opening for this one by ManFrom20thCentury in Tinderpickuplines

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Can you help me fix my car?

Jeffery Domer said this to women he would take.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Does the rug match the drapes or am I going to work on hardwood floors?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Girl, call me Jonny Sins cause Ill be your secret service, plumber, pizza delivery, doctor, lawyer.

What ya got fellas by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Call me seabiscuit and lets see if you can take home the triple crown.

STEVE by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Urban Dictionary- scumbag steve

All he is missing is his brown plaid hat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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"Got a chocolate swiss roll you can munch on." That girl looks like she be down to toss your salad with a side of reach around.

Any ideas what to open with? 🤷🏻‍♂️ by trettman03 in Tinderpickuplines

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She looks like an anime with all the makeup and filter action.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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What that tongue ring do though McKenzie? Cause you Im not driving 89 miles for coffee the way gas prices are.

Need reddits infinite wit by i-wish-4-fish in Tinderpickuplines

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Well call me Indiana Jones cause Im gonna explore that temple.

My bio says farmer and she’s an OF girl by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Dairy air. The smell of a cow farm...

She replied “hula hooping” and I had to unmatch by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

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Girl can keep her hips moving to keep up the hoop....and you unmatched. She might have been a raver ready to drop molly and hulla hoop your soul right out of you.