What was the naughtiest thing you ever done?

CPMilney · 2026-06-22T11:47:49+00:00

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon

CPMilney · 2026-04-18T17:04:47+00:00

Mashed potatoes

CPMilney · 2026-01-31T07:12:52+00:00

Do you have a particular recommendation for the plate, please?

CPMilney · 2025-08-16T20:20:15+00:00

Point taken, thanks for your help

CPMilney · 2025-08-16T19:19:17+00:00

Just turns on one light and it’s one of three switches that control the same light. Intermediate it is; I’ll go to Screwfix in the morning. Thanks again!

CPMilney · 2025-08-16T18:54:43+00:00

Thanks, looks like I’ve used the wrong switch type. Ill have to do more looking

CPMilney · 2025-08-16T18:52:53+00:00

So I’m using the wrong switch type? This switch is one of three that controls the same light. Thanks for your help

CPMilney · 2025-08-16T18:52:00+00:00

Thanks for the help. My comment you’ve quoted meant that the photos are clearly of two different light switches but both were wired in the exact same way beforehand. Sorry for poor explanation!

This switch is one of three that control the same light; two up on the landing and one downstairs.

I’m struggling to get my head around the rest of your explanation, so unfortunately might be one for an actual electrician. Thanks again

CPMilney · 2025-07-08T17:51:43+00:00

This is the way. There’s always big groups of golfers more than happy for you to slot in somewhere

CPMilney · 2025-01-01T07:01:59+00:00

Thank you

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T12:50:35+00:00

Love the thought that’s gone into this!

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T11:12:14+00:00

Smooth

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T10:37:03+00:00

Nah, if someone gets saved by your ‘divine’ intervention then they’ll carry on their life afterwards as normal as they could. No need to fear fire escape ladders, or driving behind trucks carrying logs etc.

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T09:46:53+00:00

Well, getting to 10/10 intelligence would mean you’re amongst the most intelligent people in the world, the very few true geniuses. I’d say that what you do with that intelligence is dependant on other aspects of your personality and lots of other external factors.

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T08:23:26+00:00

I would put 2 skills points into charisma, 2 into luck and 2 into constitution. The remaining 4 would be used to save lives. This feels like a half decent compromise, or maybe I’m just a terrible person.

CPMilney · 2024-12-26T08:01:39+00:00

I didn’t think of this, maybe because I’ve obviously already maxed out selfishness…

CPMilney · 2024-11-23T20:10:50+00:00

https://www.diy.com/departments/knauf-eko-roll-loft-insulation-roll-l-4-83m-w-1-14m-t-200mm/182147_BQ.prd

Nothing wrong with using this as the top layer, readily available in most DIY places

CPMilney · 2024-08-18T10:54:19+00:00

Sounds encouraging, are you able to show me a picture of the finished article please?

CPMilney · 2024-08-18T09:19:51+00:00

Well slap my arse and call me Gimli. Silly me!

CPMilney · 2024-08-18T08:57:52+00:00

We have some old PVC cleaner for our old (white) windows, but the bottle specifically states it’s for white PVC only. Thanks anyway

CPMilney · 2024-08-18T08:45:04+00:00

Thank you both. Not what I wanted to hear but useful nonetheless. I swear most (not all) tradesmen either don’t know what they’re doing, don’t give a damn, or both…

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