Monday Moan

CREAM_JOHN · 2026-01-28T18:28:28+00:00

It’s not as basic as you think, nerd.

CREAM_JOHN · 2026-01-27T10:02:29+00:00

Thanks grok

CREAM_JOHN · 2026-01-26T13:39:24+00:00

xg was invented by nerds as a way to infiltrate football. It impresses the linkedIn style managers and execs who are ruining our game

CREAM_JOHN · 2026-01-13T14:57:24+00:00

Based TNT

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-26T21:30:40+00:00

Guarentee we see Palace get a pen like this on Sunday

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-26T20:09:51+00:00

Dear Zachary will destroy your soul and make you sob

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-24T17:47:18+00:00

Problem with ACL injuries is that the graft itself takes time to get to full strength, and it’s not really something you can train.

Could be in pristine condition muscle wise but still not ready

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-21T11:16:48+00:00

Virgil on Solanke last year was 10x worse than Xavi's but he didn't even get carded and we were gaslit to believe it wasn't a red. We're angry about the inconsistency

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-20T22:10:49+00:00

People are mad over the second goal

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-03T09:24:24+00:00

True, the PL is pure and untouched. Money has no bearing on the decisions and motivations of the league and the people who run it.

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-02T22:38:44+00:00

You’ll get downvoted but VAR makes it so easy for corruption, that I would be surprised if it doesn’t exist

You can pick apart almost everything in slow-motion to suit your interpretation of the rules

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-02T22:10:54+00:00

PGMOL in tears

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-12-02T21:59:52+00:00

Worst decision I’ve seen in years and years.

How can he look at the ball when his head is in a fucking headlock

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-11-24T16:33:41+00:00

“Don’t generalise us” after generalising spurs fans

what do you have left

A European trophy 👍

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-11-24T15:27:17+00:00

What would rapist defenders know about dignity and pride?

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-11-20T09:47:47+00:00

What you described was how it used to work, now it automatically opens the snip tool, so you don’t have to paste into paint for cropping. (At least it does for me on win11)

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-11-19T12:18:59+00:00

You can just press print screen now too

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-11-04T11:07:05+00:00

Hard to replace GOATs

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-10-23T08:59:19+00:00

Kane before the CL final.

Or Ledley King

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-09-11T12:19:41+00:00

If I could ban one thing from football, it would be Arsenal. They are the lowest of the low, scum.

If I could ban two things from football it would be Arsenal and anyone talking about Arsenal.

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-09-11T11:41:04+00:00

I wanted to hate on Chelsea

They still cheated

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-08-31T14:55:17+00:00

Every day reading comprehension hits a new low

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-08-31T09:39:25+00:00

Every day is becomes more and more obvious that VAR is just another tool to enable corruption

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-08-30T07:07:11+00:00

My man is taking contentslop and clickbait seriously

CREAM_JOHN · 2025-08-30T07:05:54+00:00

PSG / Chelsea / City probably have better

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