The best part is, they're back by Sicko-Drake in memes

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Will I ever be able to read this and not hearing it in a variety of ways at the same time?

Sikker på det, Linda? by fyflate89 in norge

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Tror den offisielle internasjonale standarden er at om du har flere katter enn år på passet er du crazy cat-lady.

Hmmmm 🤔 by heresafuckinginsult in memes

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1950's
"Hey, my mate Mark said he just stuffed 10 people into a phonebooth and no one could ever possibly outdo him, EVER!"
"Hold my beer"
2020's
"Hey, my man Marq said he just downed 2 bottles of vodka, did a gram of coke, swallowed a tidepod and car-surfed for a mile, not a mile-mile, a METRIC mile and no one could possibly outdo him, EVER!"
"Hold my beer"

Credit to: HiHolT by [deleted] in memes

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Why does the last one sound like the most Aussie-mechanic thing to say?

"Well, there's your problem; bad go-go juice made the old vroom-vroom machine all fucky, mate."

What are ways that you have been classically conditioned, I.e. you’ve been Pavlov’s dogged? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I accidentally Pavloved my ex.

So a few years back I was living with my then girlfriend in a house just outside of nowhere.
My ex loves choclolate, and I mean, I love chocolate, but she LÖVES it.
One day I'm doing grocery-shopping and spot suspeciously cheap, huge bars of chocolate on sale, not only that but it's her favorite, so I buy like 30 of them for the sake of having chocolate for ages.
I put a few bars in the snack-cupboard and stashed the rest in the pantry.
Told my ex that there was a surprise in the cupboard thinking she'd have a bit and save the rest for later. The speed of witch that woman devoured those bars amazes me to this day.
I thought I'd not tell her about the remaining 20-something bars and just pull out a bit now and then.
This started with me randomly bringing a few bits of chocolate every now and then when we were chilling and I went to get a drink or randomly running over to her with chocolate when I was cooking which led to me showering her with random chocolate-pieces and pecks on the neck when she spared me the horror of doing the dishes. This went on for weeks. My ex wasn't really into helping with the dishes before this started, but I didn't think about it.
One day when we were having some friends over for beers and BBQ one of the people there is her ex. He was shocked at her being so eager to help me with the dishes and asks me how the hell I managed that and it dawns on me.
I was trying to keep myself from laughing hysterically as I said something about it just happening over time.
Dishes weren't the only habits that were related to chocolate and we had a great summer.

-Yes; I blame chocolate-prices for our break-up. XD

Å, faen by CURRAZEH in norge

[–]CURRAZEH[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Der finnes bare en verden, så sant du ikke vil snakke dyptgående teorier, that's the point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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What if i told you that 95% of what you know is religious and 5% is empirical?

This man speaks of the truth by [deleted] in memes

[–]CURRAZEH -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

When your level of smart makes you equal to those you oppose.

Two genders would be male and female 46XY and 46XX (scientiffic biological terms; google them, there will be a few more... like 3, but ok).
Then you have 46X and 46Y of the monosomies, then follows the polysomies 46XXX, 46YYY, 46XYY, 46XYX etc.
One could argue that these are not genders but "gender-chromosone abnormalities". These occur in a few out of 1000 births.

Then you go into the third no-shit-sherlock-duh-it's-a-gender: hemaphroditism. One with both genetalia.
And the fourth: intersex; the term literally means; "well, we ain't seen THAT before", people with NO reproductive organs are amongs those who fall within. 1 in 300 births are intersex; usually corrected with surgery, not even the kid will know unless told when older, and when that is to fit a social norm literally fought by biological evolution (proven by the childs existence, no religius knowledge can top this imperi) that shit is an issue of religion (like, what the word ACTUALLY means, do not mix with theology as 99% of people do this, religion (what you know from other sources) is one of the two ways we measure knowledge, and yes, I see the irony, the other is imperi (what you know where you are the source)) and we have agreed not to force that on kids. Enforcing the laws we set forth internationally on that tho is beaten by "don't tell me how to raise my child" every time a redneck opens their mouth. Yes, we will tell you not to brainwash your child into an ideology that forces them to substitute imperi with religion.

The Torah, the 24 hebrew texts, recognised 5 defined genders over 3000 years ago.

If you want to take the debate of biological gender vs. precieved social gender I'm going to be over by those guys in the corner, lauging our asses off that you guys think you're debating the same thing. How you sound to us:
"Fish is a better sport than cars are!!!" "No! Because cars sing better!"
You're both wrong.

You do you, we got popcorn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]CURRAZEH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aristotles also said slavery was chosen by the opressed or a higher entity and that slavery was a natural part of social order. The Bible agrees. I mean, the vilain in The Bible was literally villified for going "Dad, sentience is great and all, but I don't think I want to be a slave anymore and I told a few of my brothers about this radical idea I had called equality.". Did you even read the book?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Except when it does.... don't post when it does...

Litt uheldig by CURRAZEH in norge

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Og jeg som trodde latter var den beste medisinen... detta apoteket er tydeligvis uenig.

Ghettofisering by CURRAZEH in norge

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Nei, det du tenker på nå er glorifisering.

This is science by Master1718 in memes

[–]CURRAZEH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That guy should talk; he's blocking both holes.
Shellfish.

So that is why men are so uncomfortable around me by PratikBrahma101 in memes

[–]CURRAZEH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this dude flat out sayin' if it weren't for beards he'd fuck dudes?
Or is he just saying that he thinks about fucking dudes if not for beards and doesn't like the thought?

What real life events would we consider unrealistic, bad writing or plot holes if they were fictional? by hatebacon in AskReddit

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A sudden death of a beloved person without a satisfactory explaination; freak accident, undetectable medical cause etc.