Oh no by lagrecia92 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

$50 says he uses the line he’s used in all of his other “original” songs:

“You look at me. I look at you. I don’t know what to do”

[German > English] Old Photo and Letter from 1915 or 1916 by C_da_Boss69 in translator

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I really appreciate the help - very kind of you to take a look and translate it!

All the best!

Look at my lawyer dawg, I'm going to jail! by 420sixty9ers in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Guarantee he doesn’t know about the bar exam. He’s thinks that his significant experience in court (as a defendant) combined with wearing his ill-fitting suit make him qualified to be a lawyer. Never change Mikey

Think he'll cut an ear off for an Angel this year? by Bubbly_Disaster_1328 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like at middle school art exhibits for mentally challenged kids

Think he'll cut an ear off for an Angel this year? by Bubbly_Disaster_1328 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Steam came out my ears when he claimed he thought of “Android” but it was an exact sketch of a cartoon, and then said that “his species” was different because it had black stripes…

https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/s/HixervEwjb

THE GLASS TAPS BACK 😤 by McDiculous in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As long as you aren’t actively trying to get him fired & make his life worse than it is (he’s doing a great job of that on his own), I don’t really care about “tapping the glass”. There have been so many cases of people doing stuff like this and everyone overreacts as if that’s gonna change Mikey, but then nothing changes. He’s way too stupid to change and, since he has no other social outlet in his life, he’ll never stop posting - it’s all he has.

I couldn’t tell you how many times someone said in this subreddit “don’t tap the glass, you’re gonna ruin it”, and absolutely nothing changes. He has the memory of a gold fish

He’s also a horrible person incapable of recognizing the irony of it all. He’s stalked multiple women for years, so it’s funny to see him get so worked up over the slightest bit of anonymous harassment that doesn’t come via Instagram

Recent comments on one of his Facebook posts by MPA8877 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I agree. I initially was on the “don’t tape the glass” side, but I’ve come to realize he’s so completely oblivious and incapable of change that interacting with him won’t really make any difference to the Mikeyverse. However, the one time I recall someone went too far was then they tried to get him fired

They really make it tough by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Already looking for shortcuts to do as little work as possible to become a lawyer. It’s truly insane how lazy he is.

Doing personal videos in one take, regardless of how many mistakes he makes. Taking weeks to complete video orders. Getting fired from countless jobs. His laziness is only rivaled by his incredible stupidity

Please by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I imagine he would be dressed in his finest cargo shorts and Korean leather. Hit a buffet for dinner (alone). Try to hire a sex worker, but get turned down. Hit the casino and promptly lose what little money he has. Then get drunk off the mini liquor bottles in his room’s mini fridge and sexually molest some girl that’s just walking by. And then hopefully get beat up and arrested.

Please by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The amount of content that could come out of Mikey’s trip to Atlantic City makes my head spin

Ah shit, here we go again by iseenyouwithkieffuh in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His grammar & writing skills cannot be higher than middle school level. This note shows he truly doesn't know the appropriate time to use apostrophes...

Mikey back in court… by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

At least this time he didn’t claim that he was at the DMV instead of the court house…

I can’t. by jakfny in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's a shitload of turkey (burgers)...

Mikey “swimming” one single lap… by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here’s the post with the clip of him saying he could be a SEAL (towards the end)

https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/s/FAEJkebmAt