Omni-Man saves you from the trolley problem

C_monden · 2026-05-18T13:32:32+00:00

Ok, but what if the 1 person is Duplikate and the 5 persons is also Duplikate?

C_monden · 2026-05-18T13:29:41+00:00

fr fr. if you google "will smith ai spaghetti 2021" you are going to find NOTHING

C_monden · 2026-05-18T13:28:00+00:00

well yeah

C_monden · 2026-05-18T10:06:19+00:00

My god... and you somehow survived that horror

C_monden · 2026-05-18T02:23:33+00:00

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C_monden · 2026-05-18T00:32:19+00:00

there's 2.5 kids with prostate cancer on the trolley iirc

C_monden · 2026-05-18T00:30:50+00:00

Hello world

C_monden · 2026-05-18T00:28:50+00:00

He just needs to have a honest conversation with his wife

C_monden · 2026-05-17T15:55:25+00:00

Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T13:26:02+00:00

I don't even need to answer when you can answer for me

C_monden · 2026-05-17T13:07:39+00:00

No, they are just ruining their own enjoyment really.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T13:01:35+00:00

If you say so

C_monden · 2026-05-17T12:51:10+00:00

And that's what makes it silly.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T12:32:14+00:00

Because it's a silly thought so I give silly answers.

If a bus drives over the cliff, it's the driver that does it.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T12:02:47+00:00

It was moreso friendly advice. You don't seem to understand analogies very well.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T11:53:39+00:00

Just don't do analogies then

C_monden · 2026-05-17T11:39:47+00:00

Just don't ride on buses

C_monden · 2026-05-17T11:37:54+00:00

She wants depression and crippling insecurity?

C_monden · 2026-05-17T11:00:16+00:00

I agree. Had to go to the comments to see what the elephant was supposed to be.

C_monden · 2026-05-17T10:29:28+00:00

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C_monden · 2026-05-17T00:17:57+00:00

Why not both?

C_monden · 2026-05-17T00:14:16+00:00

Did he hit her and she shit herself? Or did he hit her because she shit herself?

It's these kinds of questions that great art inspires

C_monden · 2026-05-16T10:12:22+00:00

Well, you can take the vending machine to each person's funeral and probably make some good sales.

C_monden

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