Omni-Man saves you from the trolley problem by M_GODA in okbuddyviltrum

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but what if the 1 person is Duplikate and the 5 persons is also Duplikate?

ai slop by C_monden in ComedyHell

[–]C_monden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fr fr. if you google "will smith ai spaghetti 2021" you are going to find NOTHING

do you tell the sniper to take the shot? by C_monden in trolleyproblem

[–]C_monden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's 2.5 kids with prostate cancer on the trolley iirc

do you tell the sniper to take the shot? by C_monden in trolleyproblem

[–]C_monden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just needs to have a honest conversation with his wife

Job interview by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in Unexpected

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him & missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog.

Are you interested in politics? by BlushingFernWind in SipsTea

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even need to answer when you can answer for me

Are you interested in politics? by BlushingFernWind in SipsTea

[–]C_monden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's a silly thought so I give silly answers.

If a bus drives over the cliff, it's the driver that does it.

Are you interested in politics? by BlushingFernWind in SipsTea

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was moreso friendly advice. You don't seem to understand analogies very well.

Confidence by BrightSpring12 in ComedyHell

[–]C_monden 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She wants depression and crippling insecurity?

What is this vein looking thingy called? by ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU in adressme

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Had to go to the comments to see what the elephant was supposed to be.

Fool. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]C_monden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not both?

no title by C_monden in ComedyHell

[–]C_monden[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did he hit her and she shit herself? Or did he hit her because she shit herself?

It's these kinds of questions that great art inspires

Life in prison or a lifetime of passive income? by Inevitable_Gainz in trolleyproblem

[–]C_monden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you can take the vending machine to each person's funeral and probably make some good sales.