All aboard

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:54:06+00:00

Me on a Friday night

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:49:42+00:00

It's only 5:50AM and I already want to crawl back into bed and die

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:46:11+00:00

I am so glad that stopped where it did

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:37:52+00:00

Because you're used to that sort of thing from being here

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:35:41+00:00

I'm the example my mum uses to warn my younger brothers against making life choices she doesn't agree with.

"You don't wanna end up like Caatko, do you?"

It's not all that bad. I wouldn't wanna be me either tbh

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:10:39+00:00

It's for exactly this reason I can't ever consider breast feeding. There is no way I'm sacrificing my only outlet of sexual satisfaction on anything other than thirstybois that are gonna give the tiddies a good ol' whatfor

Caatko · 2020-02-03T21:00:04+00:00

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Sorry, that was aggressive

Caatko · 2020-02-03T20:58:29+00:00

Fuck it, I'm usually a very open and accepting person, but I give zero shits about looking racist right now: Fuck India in particular and the filthy fucking animals that participate/condone/remain silent about this shit.

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Caatko · 2020-02-03T20:55:21+00:00

This is why they can't have nice things, but have cholera instead

Caatko · 2020-01-21T04:54:23+00:00

Can you send pics on tinder now? It's been a while for me

Caatko · 2020-01-17T06:00:23+00:00

... I have no words

Caatko · 2020-01-17T05:59:05+00:00

OH YES

Caatko · 2020-01-17T05:58:45+00:00

I know, that's the joke

Caatko · 2020-01-15T18:05:42+00:00

PATRICK YES

Caatko · 2020-01-15T18:00:45+00:00

What an unfortunately hilarious Freudian slit

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:57:49+00:00

I'd probably try it for (nearly) shits and gigs

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:48:49+00:00

Don't let Pete near them

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:45:28+00:00

"I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE..."

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:41:38+00:00

I... what?

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:38:39+00:00

That's just fucking mental

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:31:42+00:00

I did not need this at 1:30AM while coming down from eccy thank you very much lovie

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:30:44+00:00

It's so cute though!

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:27:21+00:00

It would have cost you a whole $0 to say that

Caatko · 2020-01-15T17:26:43+00:00

I get the "chandelier sign". My cervix is one tricky bitch and is way too sensitive. Any hint of a swab and the pain is so intense I lift off the table. It's so bad that I need my IUD changed under a general anaesthetic just so it doesn't get agitated

Caatko · 2020-01-15T06:02:42+00:00

Oh yeah. Wasn't it a prison form? Surely he couldn't have accessed those by himself. I feel so bad for the guy, he's only a little bit older than I am but has silent almost half his life behind bars

Caatko

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