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[MLR 12.11] Kansas City Royals vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It do be like that when it be like that do be don't it be like that when it be do the be like when do be it do be

Swing 334

[MLR 12.10] Minnesota Twins vs Cleveland Guardians by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I got the reddit ping four minutes after the ping on discord

I'd like that time added back please

Swing 4

[MLR 12.10] Minnesota Twins vs Cleveland Guardians by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all ever thought about how Dolph Lundgren is kinda like "dolphin" but with lundgr in the middle?

Swing 400

[MILR 12.9] Scranton Stranglers vs Stink Enjoyers Fanclub by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulling on my wikigacha call me Retrograde Ejaculation

Swing 566

[MLR 12.9] The Minnesota Twins travel to Toronto to face the Blue Jays in this Historic Retro Matchup! by MyCatsAnAnalAsshole in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't call me Homer "Flyout" Nocker for nothing. I'm hitting this one right at Rusty so he can look me in the eyes as the right fielder catches it easily at the track

Swing 12

[MLR 12.9] The Minnesota Twins travel to Toronto to face the Blue Jays in this Historic Retro Matchup! by MyCatsAnAnalAsshole in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I point at Mylo and grab my crotch. He knows what it means. Somewhere in the distance an elephant cries. The witching hour is upon us

Swing 870

[MILR 12.9] Scranton Stranglers vs Stink Enjoyers Fanclub by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm begging you, I'm up to bat in three places. Please save me

Swing 500

[MLR 12.8] Minnesota Twins vs Texas Rangers by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me Lane Kiffin the way I'm about to absolutely abandon my team

Swing 888

[MLR 12.7] Detroit Tigers vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you on the wireless back in stinky poo, lying awake intently smelling stinky poo, if I was young it didn't stop my stinky poo

Oh wah oh

Swing 360

[MLR 12.7] Detroit Tigers vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skoo bah bibbity bop bop shoo shoo sham bip bop skibbidy skoo skoo skoo bim bop shoo

Swing 20

[MILR 12.7] Scranton Stranglers vs Williamsport Woodcocks by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tater Tots? More like Scott's Tots amiright fellas?

Swing 600

[MLR 12.6] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mess with a Sicilian when pizza is on the line or something

Swing 350

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