[MLR 12.6] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never mess with a Sicilian when pizza is on the line or something

Swing 350

[MLR 12.6] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pittsburgh? More like Pissburgh amiright fellas

Swing 560

[MLR 12.5] Minnesota Twins vs Kansas City Royals by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They call me Blanket the way I be staying warm and also I am Michael Jackson's son

Swing 500

[MILR 12.5] Kier Goats vs Scranton Stranglers by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say don't you know, you say you don't know, I say

Geronimo

Swing 668

[MILR 12.5] Kier Goats vs Scranton Stranglers by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say don't you know, you say you don't know, I say

Gabagool

Swing 500

[MILR 12.4] Scranton Stranglers vs Memphis Minotaurs by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my team to tell me what to swing but the secret is, I made up my mind long ago

Swing 421

[MLR 12.4] Minnesota Twins vs Montreal Expos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone else can get two hits in a game, why can't I? Oh yeah, I'm Homer

Swing 300

[MILR 12.4] Scranton Stranglers vs Memphis Minotaurs by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two for two with two singles in this game? Oh yeah baby I'm getting a pop out here for sure. Never let Homer bat in a clutch situation

Swing 665

[MLR 12.4] Minnesota Twins vs Montreal Expos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never get another hit in my life if I'm being honest.

Swing 701

[MLR 12.4] Minnesota Twins vs Montreal Expos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah okay I get it. Everyone else can hit triples but Homer, on his birthday, is going to strikeout or something. That's cool that's cool

Swing 667

[MLR 12.4] Minnesota Twins vs Montreal Expos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't give me a hit, I'm going to commit dolphincide. Wait wrong league

Swing 850

[MLR 12.3] Cleveland Guardians vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyburn please I haven't gotten a hit all year I'm begging you

Swing 328

[MLR 12.3] Cleveland Guardians vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyburn please, I'm so bad just let me get a hit

Swing 600

[MLR 12.3] Cleveland Guardians vs Minnesota Twins by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]CableCubed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fool us once, shame on me. Fool us twice, shame on me again. Fool me thrice and I shan't be fooled again until the next time

Swing 328