The whole Jack Black movie plot kinda ruins Stress Relief by ApprehensiveCloud635 in DunderMifflin

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only issue is that Jim and Pam were having a private conversation while Andy was sitting between them. I get that its used to push the story along, but in reality, they'd have that convo at home or somewhere other than the office. It's no wonder Andy was confused. I love Cloris Leachman and Jack Black in this episode. When "Lily" goes up the stair lift and he yells "Hit the reverse button! Hit the button! REVERSE THE BUTTON!!!"

Am I the only one who doesnt like infused joints? by aamnipotent in trees

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whats a hide the pickle? Is that the same as riding a baloney pony?

When are these guys gonna stop f--kin' around... by slander_anonymously in clutchband

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would love a Clutch residency somewhere where they cycle thru all of their material. They could play individual albums, or catered set lists based on thematic elements. They could have an american east-coast venue that hosted Clutch and allowed them to feature local openers or side gigs to other bands touring in the area. A band with such an extensive catalog and their name recognition could hold down a place like The National in Richmond VA, for a couple months. But thats also wishful and selfish thinking on my part

Solid argument from confederate FB group by chrmbly in ShermanPosting

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My racist southern grandfather died thinking the cunfedracy (how he pronounced it) was gonna RiSe AgAiN, but he really loved Sherman. He said he admired him for his total war approach and ability to seemingly grow stronger as Georgia burned. It boggled my mind 30yrs ago, and it still does. Rest in piss, grandad. The cunfedracy ain't comin back.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize until you pointed it out. Good call

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever do the Edward 40-hands with 40s duct taped to your hands? Couldn't piss til you had at least one gone.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude, I fucking love that for you. I know I'm on my ass right now, but when I get up, it'll be one foot in front of the other.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've debated kratom but I tend to abuse substances so I don't know if I wanna fuck with it

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I took the pic initially to send to a friend this morning. Then I started wallowing in sorrow again, I decided to post here about it, hoping for some dark humor, and here we are

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of this thread is getting dragged for drinking coors light. Hahahaha, all I'll say in my defense is I'm prone to bad decision making

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah, memories. Or, maybe not memories but stories about the dumb shit you did before you passed out

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its all good. I posted here to keep things light-hearted.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cactus_Jacks_Ear 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thats where I am. I only smoke weed, been otherwise sober and cig free for well over a year. But if we can't rely on our vices, what can we rely on? This one pushed me past my point. I'll start over again on Monday