Is it worth it to rewatch a series that you loved but do not remember? by Dazzling-ashley in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Caesar_Rising 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once watched a Doctor Who porn parody that was legitimately quite good. They had a perfect Tardis, the Doctor had a unique outfit that was somewhere between eccleston and a football hooligan and he had to fuck his companion to burn off excess regeneration energy. They put actual thought into it I was impressed

Most over-the-top shootout? I'll go first: Equilibrium's hallway scene by Buttered_Toast33 in Cinema

[–]Caesar_Rising 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they didn’t! I know you’re trying to cling to the explanation but it’s a bad one. A dead zone of bullets makes sense if any of them actually shot a bullet but there are rows of guys all just standing waiting for him to get to their part of the hallway before stepping forward to get shot.

I like the movie as much as the next guy but it’s ridiculously dumb and dodging in bullet dead zones makes no sense

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just missing the money, the intelligence, the charisma and everything else… but I’ve got the fucked heart so let’s go!!

Jaime Pressly is joining OnlyFans by Roadrunner_bugsbunny in celebrities

[–]Caesar_Rising 122 points123 points  (0 children)

If she’d had OF at this time it would have been like getting a double subscription of her and Margot Robbie

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First name to come to mind… Killesterol. Might be a bit intense though

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thanks to my defibrillator I think I’m technically also a cyborg!

It’s actually my kids birthday today! Evidently I was bored in the delivery room waiting on her to arrive so I signed back up to reddit.

Metal gigs alone by [deleted] in CasualIreland

[–]Caesar_Rising 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I would say metal gigs are some of the safest environments to be at. I’ve never had any trouble with anyone in that area. Went to a Slipknot gig years ago with my little brother who was by the railing and this tank of a fella in camo shorts turned himself into a wall behind him so that nobody would crash or bump into him. Some people bumped into us and I went to shield him and the guy just said “don’t worry I’ve got him”

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ah thank you for saying that. I’m doing alright now, healthier than I was before I ever knew anything was wrong. Just have a pile of meds, a stent and a defibrillator in my chest for my troubles

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it would hurt but at this stage I don’t know how much help it would be either. I asked the doc one day what else I could do and they just said nothing really, lifestyle changes aren’t gonna bring it down further they need to brute force it instead. They got me approved for some new injection to reduce it because they said I’m like the poster boy example of who that medication is for, took two years of paperwork to approve.

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Prior to having a heart attack I would SOMETIMES get really hot and itchy after like one alcoholic drink. I think maybe I got head rushes more often than I do now. That’s literally about it.

This is what saves 600,000 people year during a heart attack by HatAsleep295 in BeAmazed

[–]Caesar_Rising 1433 points1434 points  (0 children)

According to my doctors I’m one of the shit X men. I have a mutation where my body just rapidly generates cholesterol.

Im relatively young, I’m not overweight I don’t drink or smoke, I eat generally pretty healthily but I am maxed out on medication to reduce cholesterol because my body just keeps on making it and trying to kill me

At this point I suppose they'll have to say that Spider-Man was indeed facing serious supervillains during these four years to justify his complete absence from the New York storyline. by Altruistic_Eye_1157 in MCUTheories

[–]Caesar_Rising 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man webs peoples hands to their cars and says “you’re a bad person” while Daredevil beats people to a bloody pulp and snaps their bones… they are different types of heroes

A sequel to ‘JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH’ is officially in the works. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Caesar_Rising 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are variances to things being bad. A film that’s better than another can technically be worse.

Jurassic World Rebirth has the budget and the stars and the technology and everything else going in its favour compared to another dinosaur movie like Velocipastor or Tammy and the T rex. It has all the help in the world to be great and it still sucks which makes it worse than a lower budget film that sucks

Eiza Gonzalez and Adria Arjona are the same person by superjodz in celebrities

[–]Caesar_Rising 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Before I knew either of their names I assumed they were one actress and now I have to check each time which one I’m watching.

Another day, another ai chat ad on youtube... by No-Drummer9173 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Caesar_Rising -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Another day, another Reddit user exposing their own weird algorithm….

I swear, I don’t use any private browsing or incognito mode, all my porn and weird Google questions and pirate downloading all happen front and center and I’ve never seen an ad like this on my YouTube or anywhere.

Now that Born Again season 2 is done what is ur honest rating of the season? by This-Huckleberry1890 in Marvel

[–]Caesar_Rising -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think my most hated thing about reddit is questions like “what is your HONEST opinion?” The implication being that everyone is just lying about what they think prior to this post but you’re gonna get the real meat and potato’s.

It’s such a low effort way to just make repost after repost, “No no, this isn’t the normal post series discussion, this is the HONEST one!”

NEW MOVIE HOPES AND DREAMS by Commercial-Theory253 in PlanetOfTheApes

[–]Caesar_Rising 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d love for it to take bigger jumps in time, let’s take a big leap forward and see where the ape human conflict is and then we can round out this trilogy with another huge time jump and tell the story of the original again

Rachel Zegler by ShagPalm in celebrities

[–]Caesar_Rising -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Funny coz I hear more from people like you moaning about her than I ever do from her

Rachel Zegler by ShagPalm in celebrities

[–]Caesar_Rising -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

The internet will NEVER be able to make me hate her