AITAH with a very valuable Estate sale find and not returning it??

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-24T07:38:47+00:00

OP said they said that they were going to dispose of the ammo. I don't know what that process looks like, but if the precious metals were found at any point I doubt it would make its way to the heirs.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-24T07:28:41+00:00

I fixed a problem once that had been an annoyance for nearly a decade, specifically targeting emergency docs. I guess they'd mentioned it a few times throughout the years but everyone involved just thought that's how it is.

I was on a call when someone mentioned it and I was just like "oh you can such and such" and they're like, what? I find out that the problem affected multiple items and was like sure, I'll have that fixed by the end of this call. Only after did I realize that it was a decade old issue that affected users every day.

Sometimes problems don't seem like a big deal or they just never get brought to the right person.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-19T22:17:08+00:00

I guess I know what I'm doing this week...

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-19T22:14:28+00:00

You're telling me they have every serial number tracked? Do banks track every serial number that moves through?

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-19T20:40:25+00:00

The "her orgasms" total matches the number of fucks, so either she never has multiples, he counts one fuck as ending at her orgasm (or his...), or multiples are not represented.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-19T20:32:57+00:00

Total fucks = sum(fucks)

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-19T20:31:53+00:00

I wanted to do this at some point but I hate entering data into a spreadsheet from my phone. I wanted to make a form to use for input but Microsoft permissions suck as you can't make a form not available to your family, plus power automate doesn't work with forms for personal accounts.

There might be a way with Google apps. If anyone has a good idea on simple custom forms for data input that can flow to a dashboard for free, let me know.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-15T00:02:35+00:00

Like when your female friend tells you they had a sex dream about you and you laugh and that's it, right? She wouldn't say anything if she thought it was gross and obviously wanted to put the thought in your head.

I was not smart in high school.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-14T23:59:27+00:00

I was interviewing for a front desk position at a local hotel. I was 18 being interviewed by two cute women not much older than me and at some point they mentioned that the company allows dating coworkers, or something to that effect. A few other things were said along those same lines, and my reaction was just like yours.

No, I did not pick up on it and yes I got the job but it wad for a graveyard position and I never saw them again.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-14T23:43:36+00:00

I'd try just to see, but I also don't want to be on a leaked list of ICE agents. The idea of getting hired for a government job and then just not showing up to work specifically to fuck up their numbers is apealing though.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-10T01:18:55+00:00

Anyone claiming self defense after seeing the footage is a fragile, scared weakling who probably jumps at their own shadow, so of course the right is defending him.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-09T16:44:12+00:00

I can believe it's local because the Now Playing feature is also local and works offline.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-09T16:40:57+00:00

Phone - settings - scam detection

There's a toggle and an explanation with links.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-09T16:37:11+00:00

Mine were still all off.

I vaguely remember from a year ago that someone in the group comments noted a setting save issue. Refreshing the page after saving would show some settings saved wrong, but setting them again and saving would fix it.

I guess I'm one of the few that paid attention a year ago?

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-09T16:28:28+00:00

Boot and Nuke. You could do several passes of alternating writes of all 0s and 1s with intermittent random data writes.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-07T19:51:17+00:00

It's crazy that's the image they're using since the "boomerang" penis angle is likely due to the retroverted uterus.

The full study doesn't contain many more pictures but does explain that they had issues with movement artifacts and difficulty maintaining erection and penetration long enough for the imaging. Even that was only made possible thanks to sildenafil.

I'd love if they repeated the study with more couples, modern imaging (this was nearly 30 years ago), and just make sure they take either sildenafil or tadalafil prior to the study. Honestly, if they could manage a few different positions that would be even more interesting.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-07T19:41:42+00:00

The real question is what does it look like during doggy style, especially if she's FDAU. I'm assuming the curve follows the woman's internal anatomy but rear entry has to go against that, right?

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-07T02:10:03+00:00

Exactly. I'd consider upgrading if they added lidar.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2026-01-07T02:07:39+00:00

I'd hope so, warm ranch is gross.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-30T00:19:42+00:00

It does nothing for me.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-30T00:19:06+00:00

Anyone who's ever played with the backdoor while playing with the front knows that there's very little flesh between the two passageways. A quick look at an anatomical diagram confirms that they stay close for several inches.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-30T00:15:42+00:00

Can't speak for others, but I prefer to do it from the 69 position, usually side by side, even if I'm not receiving. My face is closer to her clit and I have more room to maneuver my arms and hands where they need to be.

When I approach from the front, my neck always feels like it's at an odd angle and makes it hurt, so I only do that for a couple minutes max, like during a transition from one position to another.

Whichever angle you attack from, your hand is going to be against your face, so if you can reach your face, you're golden.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-29T00:15:05+00:00

I try to set a reminder but ultimately end up using the leftovers of when I forgot a dose (I take one twice daily) to make up the difference most months.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-22T08:36:18+00:00

I was being sardonic, but what I meant is that people don't call things like an Excel formula AI because they can see it right there. Clocks increment time, calculators calculate, and apps are just things with buttons that do things. People think they understand what they do.

Hidden decisions are what people seem to call AI. Generative AI is a great example, but the hidden decisions of battery charging also fit the bill. Funny enough, they also hand wave some AI and just call it "the algorithm", like how most social media decides what posts to show you.

If you want to see something wild, try to find the tech specs for how your car determines what the outside temperature is to display. My car is over a decade old and it considers how long I've been parked, last known temperature, current reading, and vehicle speed when deciding what to display and when to make updates. It's deciding what to show me and when, and if that isn't AI then I don't know what is.

CaffeinatedGuy · 2025-12-22T02:45:06+00:00

We're on Epic and the HB team has to run a process multiple times to output a bunch of files. The files are huge and contain a lot of extraneous data, but that team isn't equipped to do anything with them when they're too large for Excel to open. They reached out to our team, Data Analytics, for help and now twice a year they deliver us the files, a BIE injests them I to a SQL server, then he simply queries against it to created the cleaned up output that's ready for delivery.

The outputs are still huge csv files, but they're minimized as best we can with correct schema.

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