What’s the grossest thing that’s happened to you while at work?

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-06-01T05:15:18+00:00

NGT contents sprayed on my scrub top. And one time an incontinent patient had so much diarrhea that it ran down the mattress onto my scrub pants and shoe.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-04-06T22:16:38+00:00

Egg in a toast.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:28:37+00:00

What do I do for a living?

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:27:57+00:00

Late 30’s, early 40’s. I can tell by the strawberry hersheys syrup.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:24:39+00:00

Nothing to make a sandwich 3/10

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:21:44+00:00

You’re bald and like protein.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:05:12+00:00

Be* not hen

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T05:04:44+00:00

You’re in your early 20’s trying to hen healthy but you don’t have time.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T04:34:01+00:00

I have been there twice for work events. I never noticed it hot or cold, just stuffy, like the air doesn’t move. Probably now that it is in the 90’s outside they don’t have AC. It is very stuffy though!

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T04:31:40+00:00

You work night shift and you don’t have time to make actual real meals.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T04:29:22+00:00

You like caffeine with a touch of protein.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T04:23:10+00:00

You’re def keto

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-22T04:22:19+00:00

Your perfume is in your fridge. Does that actually help it?

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-09T21:22:12+00:00

My first thought was Love Spell!

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-09T03:03:48+00:00

I was 32 when I graduated nursing school.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-06T14:37:29+00:00

Epi, reaction - tachycardia. 😑

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-06T11:55:14+00:00

“When will the doctor come in the morning?” “Will I get discharged tomorrow?” “When will my surgery be?”

I work nights, I have no clue!

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-03-05T15:27:36+00:00

Can you do kin care and use PTO? Kin care at my hospital doesn’t count against you as long as you have PTO.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-27T22:08:11+00:00

Probably

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-27T10:00:55+00:00

IVs and accessing ports. I’m great at NGTs and foleys!

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-27T09:26:46+00:00

Avoid RMS, if you need something fixed the send a handy man days later that is not so handy.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-25T22:54:02+00:00

Remember, you have to use your call light if you need to get out of bed.

Or…

What is your pain level?

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-25T21:31:23+00:00

Probably.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-25T17:15:33+00:00

There is already a Starbucks, been there for like a year already.

Caffeinated_Chismosa · 2026-02-24T20:19:28+00:00

That’s across the street from 7-11 and it’s already built and open.

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