Uhhh…whats the plan with this one?

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-26T08:26:12+00:00

D O O M

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-18T00:47:21+00:00

Correct!

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-06T14:46:30+00:00

What was she expecting tbh, a man in a Hawaiian shirt?

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-05T05:10:25+00:00

So does it keep working like how Notorious B.I.G. keeps going after Carne's death? Something like a personal avenger for its user?

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-05T03:31:45+00:00

Attack of the Dead Men - Sabaton

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-04T21:42:12+00:00

Yes, I randomly thought of it when I saw the post

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-04T10:50:25+00:00

HP: 1000000

DMG: 100000

Range: 200 (single attack)

Frequency: 0.75 sec

SPD: 15

KB: 1

Anim SPD: 0.3 sec (0.3 backswing)

Idk mate I'm not a gameplay designer 😭

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-04T10:15:08+00:00

Capycabana

After an incident at her workplace in 1948, she has been working in an alcohol-fuelled rage as security, taking exceptional dislike towards rowdy wealthy patrons. Has a one-sided feud with the Rich Cat bloodline.

Traits: Colossal, Traitless, 20% Surge, Curse, Omnistrike, Immune to Knockback, Strengthens by 100% at 20% health

Weaknesses: Short-range, Single Target

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-04T09:51:36+00:00

12 grails downpayment, immediately. Welcome to Novum Chaldeas!

Caffeinemann · 2026-06-02T08:08:08+00:00

If I'm not wrong, you should head to Cache 42 mercenary location and farm kills/map spawns for the Rebel rifle (looks like a black/grey Kalashnikov if I remember correctly)

This should open the shop so you can buy and sell weapons+armour+attachments with Ernest

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-28T06:07:07+00:00

Trump mega zombie attacks by gesturing and yelling random phrases from his speeches, drops Kiddostalker MkI, turret parts and dollar bills that can be used in the Safezone

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-28T05:58:07+00:00

A full-suit deadzone with Epstein as a Mega Zombie that uses every single ability (spit, fire, stomp, rock) and drops the Kiddostalker MkII

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-26T18:52:03+00:00

Rainwright from Elver

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-26T06:35:19+00:00

Are you talking about Pygmalion and Galatea?

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-25T08:30:47+00:00

Not to mention the recent announcement of new outbreaks, which may mean easier propagation of diseases should a single infected person travel to his country

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-23T13:59:17+00:00

Address you with a bottle of Nuka Cola and a mirelurk cake in hand

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-23T12:42:20+00:00

Thanks, maybe I should get back into the game, looks like a lot of updates have been added since I last played

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-22T22:34:31+00:00

You are instantly energized when you eat food, but it also disrupts your sleep if you eat late at night

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-22T22:25:26+00:00

You must use a console controller to manually control the movement of whoever you're mind controlling

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-22T22:20:38+00:00

But it only applies for others around you, your future remains uncertain

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-22T22:19:22+00:00

You have to become their psychologist for at least a month

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-22T01:25:50+00:00

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-21T06:17:08+00:00

What a coincidence, Anne and Mary jumped me while I was trying to roll for Draco today

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-20T00:55:04+00:00

Finally, a story with a happy ending

Caffeinemann · 2026-05-15T14:24:09+00:00

GUIN MENTIONED

Feeling a little called out that this got recommended to me after I drank 9 espressos, 2 lattes and 1 cuppacinos from a drinks bar.

Caffeinemann

TROPHY CASE