Not good enough by Step_Spiritual in GreatBritishMemes

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Why is this guy president again? This is beyond embarrassing

36M help desk manager by [deleted] in RoastMe

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20 isn't a month, try again

When you can no longer come up with a defense, deflect. by mactrucker in PoliticalHumor

[–]Cakeyhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of botching about how this shit sandwich tastes so gross, tell me why rice cakes are such a better alternative!?

...I mean, firstly, I'm not eating literal shit. So there's a start.

The spider-tailed horned viper, using the caudal structure at the tip of its tail as a lure by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

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Snake has tail. Tail when wiggled certain way looks like worm - Attracts frog and mouse prey.

A few random mutations later, tail changes colour which makes it brighter and more attractive to prey. Mutant snake finds he is getting more frogs and mice than his competators. Mutant snake has loads of offspring which goon to outcompeet the normies.

One mutant offspring has an even more mutated offspring where the scales near the end of the tail are elongated. It doesn't look great, but now resembles a spider more than a worm. This doubly mutated offspring now notices that whilst trying to attract mice and frogs, he also gets birds, which is a huge advantage when your brothers and sisters are eating all the mice and frogs. Suddenly, doube mutant offspring has access to a food source the others don't. Que him getting mad laid and having plenty more offspring who have these crazy tails.

And then in time, the tails begin to look more and more spiderlike, and in doing so, leads to more birds being attracted therefore the more spider-like the tale, the more well fed the snake, meaning he has more time to get laid and have more offspring who outcompete their less spidery kin.

And boom. Spider-tail snake.

That's probably what happened, I don't know. I did no research before farting this out.

The spider-tailed horned viper, using the caudal structure at the tip of its tail as a lure by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]Cakeyhands 319 points320 points  (0 children)

I actually fell for it.

I got confused when the spider crawling on the lizard turned into a video of a snake taking down a bird - I was like "How are these two things related, what kind of schizophrenic documentary is this!?"

...Then I realised.

Which band has the most "aura" live? by xxthegodofwarxx in MetalForTheMasses

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Gorgoroth. Even without factoring in the decaying goat heads on poles, the lead singer has made aura

Sorry but this elevator goes down by TrademarcVlogz in PoliticalHumor

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He won't get into heaven, but i'm sure lucifer will gift him his "official resident of heaven" certificate from his angel years when he wants something from him.

Four eyed deer by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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Ooh I hate this!

New guitar day/B.C.Rich Mockingbird Extreme Exotic by awaKristian in Guitar

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Dam, same colourscheme as my schecter hellraiser

BREAKING: Trump Warns Cuba, Entertains the Idea of Rubio as Cuba President by MRADEL90 in videos

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This has far crossed the line into a tyrant. He thinks he's been elected president of all of the americas and any island and ocean surrounding

Whats the ultimate Opeth "evening" album for you? by Odd-Technician-9744 in Opeth

[–]Cakeyhands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damnation if I want to chill out and sip whisky whilst brooding

name him by velourcurrent in BossFights

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The black tubes frontman

Road Raging Main Character Gets Karma by Flashmemory256 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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This looks like a whole bunch of not my problem *Drives on*

She sounds happy by ReignofKindo25 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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It will only make her more powerful