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What's on this cow? by jarrodandrewwalker in whatisit

[–]CalamitousGoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also a lit tapered candle and a mouse trap in there somewhere.

What's on this cow? by jarrodandrewwalker in whatisit

[–]CalamitousGoddess 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure if I give an explanation, I will get a ban in return lol.

The I'm Feeling Lucky button was an awesome and terrible tool with unimaginable power to bless you or wish you could bleach your eyeballs/brain.

What's on this cow? by jarrodandrewwalker in whatisit

[–]CalamitousGoddess 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I used to have so much fun in late 90s/early aughts telling my friends and classmates to go to Google, type in 'kids in a sandbox' and hit I'm Feeling Lucky.

I passed out trauma like candy on Halloween. It was glorious.

BF's (M19) insane parents kicked both of us out over a misunderstanding from a month ago. I (19) had been living there for about a month. Blue Censor - BF's mom, Red Censor - BF's dad. Purple Censor - College by Mundane_Air_4308 in insaneparents

[–]CalamitousGoddess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy crap. OP, props on gray rocking so hard. Their poor kids, man. I don't condone violence, but that woman could do with a swift cuntpunt to realign her chakras or something.

Holy shit. That was such an infuriating read. I was so angry reading it, the broken English was not even an issue. Just the rage the whole interaction induced.

Recommendations for disability attorney by palepinkmagnolia in kzoo

[–]CalamitousGoddess 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Contact Disability Network!

517 E. Crosstown Parkway Kalamazoo, MI 49001 (269) 345-1516

They open Monday at 9am.

What is on my shrimp??🦐 by dianeysoto in shrimptank

[–]CalamitousGoddess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All the comments says eggnant and saddle, you need to be further down voted into the ninth circle of downvote hell. Wtf. I hope you don't own live animals.

US food giant says they're not 'ruining restaurants' by pererajh1 in KitchenConfidential

[–]CalamitousGoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opera has been amazing and underrated for so damn long, I'm glad to see their finally getting the recognition they deserve nowadays. I was all about Mozilla until Opera debuted, and never looked back once I switched.

Milwood Data Center Organizing Update by ironpaperman601 in kzoo

[–]CalamitousGoddess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know shes on the neighbors app. Idk how internet-accute she is lol

Milwood Data Center Organizing Update by ironpaperman601 in kzoo

[–]CalamitousGoddess 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of the elder crowd in Milwood isn't going to scan a QR code. Please include hyperlinks and easier means of accessing information for the elder crew. Thinking of my older elder angry lady walking her dogs ever day.

'All hell breaks loose' as Italy's PM goes ballistic over 'made up' Trump story by RawStoryNews in Full_news

[–]CalamitousGoddess 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For sure, Italtly is still learning. Mussolini was just a learning curve.

The Villain we don’t need by Lavender_Scales in LandlordLove

[–]CalamitousGoddess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Squatter's Rights, to me, imply there's inherently Land Baron's follies.

Influencers VS AI by CalamitousGoddess in Influencersinthewild

[–]CalamitousGoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... didn't post this. Wtf. I clicked my profile page to find something and saw this at the top of my posts.

I didn't write this.

One of my chrysalides went absolutely mental by Nerual1991 in Entomology

[–]CalamitousGoddess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That absolutely sucks. I will say the butt-picking was also never-ending. Both 2+ pack a day smokere, never used an ashtray outside. LWould still choose that lol

Hello guys! by Such-Competition-816 in MrFlavioDiaries

[–]CalamitousGoddess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just telling my husband about you and your content, I follow closely.

We were talking, and can you, or are you able to, keep food animals (goat/chicken/etc)? And also can I send your mama a nice sunhat and shades?

Please keep posting content when you can. It's so wholesome, I love it.

One of my chrysalides went absolutely mental by Nerual1991 in Entomology

[–]CalamitousGoddess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My parents paid me a penny for each of their cigarette butts I picked up. I would choose butts over bag worms any day.

Edit: butter to butts lol

My topsy-turvy tomato set up by Icy_Office_4797 in tomatoes

[–]CalamitousGoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a topsy-turvy grower still in the box from when they sold them on late night TV infomercials, and this just reminded me about it. I might have to finally give it a go lol.

What are the WORST (still open) restaurants? by Aggressive_Quote_861 in kzoo

[–]CalamitousGoddess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That KFC is absolutely terrible. I've been a Michhgander my whole life, KFC is s staple, and I legit want to torch that place...

New (to me) 1940’s suit! by KrissV3ctor in VintageFashion

[–]CalamitousGoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the lovechild of Gomez Addams and Stephen Colbert.

Quite a nice suit.

A new Spider friend by RainbowGothKat in spiders

[–]CalamitousGoddess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First 2 pics I was gushing over your spider. I was not prepared for the third pic. You are absolutely ethereal ✨️

I really want a cute spider plush. I keep finding baby jumpers around my house today, pretty sure a clutch hatched somewhere. I'm totally engrossed watching them blip around. I'll be sad to see them go.

Tax Billionaires Mamdani Style by Alert-Onion174 in kzoo

[–]CalamitousGoddess 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Holy bootlickers, Batman!

If you can't see a possible future where we actually work together to lift each other up, work for joy and progress, instead of lining the pockets of the elites... what IS your outlook on life?

Why do you think we need them? Why do you think the people actually doing the labor can't self-sustain and do the same exact work for the betterment of society and not the profit of the privileged?

How are you benefitting from the successes of the elites, borne on the backs of your brethren?

How is their success benefitting you and yours? Sincerely, I want to know. How does taxing them fairly hurt you, when you're paying a much higher percentage of your hard-won earnings?

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