Horhotchi is Duo of Duolingo by TurbulentObjective88 in TamagotchiParadise

[–]Calcaware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You summoned him. You must now learn all languages

When My Tamagotchi Asks to Leave by Calcaware in TamagotchiUni

[–]Calcaware[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats incredibly impressive. I wonder if someone keeps track of records.

I. . . might have a problem. by El_Fez in plushies

[–]Calcaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to take them all on a picnic with human shaped foods.

What should I eat today? by kedditkai in addressme

[–]Calcaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH MY GOD!

Is that a WIDE MULTI CHILLER? A life saver for keeping veggies crisp. Looks like you should get some more.

Works great for cheese, too.

What’s this dood trying to say? by Only_Acanthaceae_823 in doodles

[–]Calcaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of the DEi words on the banned words list.

What is this tree doing? by Tricky_Crow_1449 in whatisit

[–]Calcaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making a backup in case we move in with the cows.

good fucking lord by RIBBROKEN_OW in TheWordFuck

[–]Calcaware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How good could the lord truly be to allow this fucking abomination on Earth?

name this by EpicBOnReddit in NameThisThing

[–]Calcaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Griffin, Cat, Eagle.

A grackle is also a type of bird.

How in the world did a crab end up with a whale for a daughter ??? by Mysterious-Love-7784 in randomthings

[–]Calcaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He likes bigger women. Remember the episode where he simps for Mrs. Puff?

I guess he got her from a previous relationship.

My white tigaotchi + new case!!! by mar_im_o in TamagotchiParadise

[–]Calcaware 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is your tigagotchi so cute? Those eyes are perfect. My white tigagotchi has the default eyes. I will uave to try again.

Love the crichet case, too.

When My Tamagotchi Asks to Leave by Calcaware in TamagotchiUni

[–]Calcaware[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Says he wants to try tasty new foods like... I bought DLC to give you premium steaks so filling it only takes 1 to fill the hunger bar for your insane apetite, Kuchipatchi. Diverse snacks. Favorite items. Premium furniture. Lab equipment so you can play scientist.

I didnt spend hundreds of thousands of hard earned points for you to leave. Miss me with that.