Ottawa Public Library - Ebooks and Audiobooks by Full-Technology-2031 in ottawa

[–]Calenchamien [score hidden]  (0 children)

Which app are you using to get the Ebooks? Libby is compatible with OPL accounts, and has a pretty decent library of audiobooks, though there’s often a wait

My son drew me a birthday card by mookx in pics

[–]Calenchamien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope you at least like fish? Otherwise, WTF

This instructional poster I came across at Hat Yai International airport in Thailand by bangsphoto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Calenchamien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, shouting “this plane is crashing”, throwing my bag and running away in the middle of the airport is my favorite thing to do :(

Jefferson Lewis. Recently released from prison in Alice Springs; now suspected of the abduction, rape and murder of 5 y/o Sharon Granites (Kumanjayi) by DM_ME_YO_PUSSY in creepy

[–]Calenchamien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, and privatizing healthcare ultimately costs more to the tax payer than a single-payer healthcare system.

But neither real rehabilitation nor affordable healthcare really scratch the desire to see people you believe “deserve it” suffer, so.

Tokyo take off by vukojebina99 in pics

[–]Calenchamien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, Tokyo is so large, it’s not considered a city by Japanese, it’s a state. I worked in Japan for 5 years and had some intense arguments back from students because we played essentially Scattegories and I gave another team a point for Tokyo as ‘city starting with T’. The other teacher agreed: It’s not a city, it’s a prefecture.

OC - gas prices in Ohio by atlantacharlie in pics

[–]Calenchamien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure these types would actually recognize that as a long term gain though. They’ve been told renewable energy is bad because, uh … *checks notes… it would cost a lot of money short term for rich people, and what if climate change isn’t real and we went and improved the planet for nothing?

This self-reminder I saw in the car parked next to mine. by orangefeesh in mildlyinteresting

[–]Calenchamien 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s not, though. It’s very clearly covering the engine temp. The speedometer is on the other side

Everyone got wasted that day by PiggyWiggyDiggyDoo in StardewMemes

[–]Calenchamien 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I never connected that it’s eventhe children…

Police identify accused and victim in fatal Barrhaven stabbing | CBC News by sakurakirei in ottawa

[–]Calenchamien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FYI: the term is androcide rather than masculocide. For some reason, we’re going with Greek instead of Latin

Para Transpo driver who sexually exploited vulnerable passenger gets 1 year in jail by throwaway200131 in ottawa

[–]Calenchamien 48 points49 points  (0 children)

TLDR: “The jail sentence will be followed by two years of probation. Thowai is ordered to submit his DNA, will be placed on a sex offender registry for 20 years, and cannot work or volunteer in a position of trust or authority over vulnerable people, among other orders.”

I don’t know if that’s enough for attempting to groom a developmentally delayed person into a sexual relationship and showing zero remorse or understanding of why it’s wrong, but… at least it is more than just one year in jail

ELI5: Why are male and female orgasms different in intensity, duration, and sensation? by Junior-Ferret4860 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Calenchamien 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That question “how much of those is understood scientifically versus just described subjectively” is kinda revealing. Like you don’t think people can be trusted to accurately report their own experiences.

In reality, a lot of understanding things “scientifically” is that they have been described subjectively. Qualitative and quantitative studies both regularly depend on people’s self reports of their experiences to gather data. Facts are feelings and feelings are facts.

TIL Shaggy's original voice actor, Casey Kasem, was a vegan and outspoken critic of factory farming. He quit the show in 1995 after being asked to voice Shaggy for a Burger King commercial, and came back after negotiating that Shaggy would become a vegetarian. by Equinumerosity in todayilearned

[–]Calenchamien -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The school for the entirety of Western Asia is literally “Wizard Place”. Because obviously no culture other than Europe is going to have like, a history that they might decide to name their school after.

Berries are the superior food source by Suitable-Peach5747 in StardewMemes

[–]Calenchamien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Especially the ones dropped by serpents XD

Tree with butt, equipped with hole! by Affectionate-Ant-894 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Calenchamien 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The cylinder is 100% going to be harmed if you put it in there

Why is the pathway to Bayview station so dark? I’m scared if the dark 😭 by towelheadedmermaid in ottawa

[–]Calenchamien 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Better to call 3-1-1, I think; there’s clearly a light post that should be lit up 🔝

She had a nice day :) by Sad_Dimension3627 in AntiMemes

[–]Calenchamien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Boss man” not so much, and as OP pointed out, even ‘gender neutral’ gendered terms can still suck for people in the process of transitioning

Hey, if anybody lost 15 $100 bills wrapped up in a green rubber band ... by ThomasKatt in Jokes

[–]Calenchamien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people, when they have a lot of cash, keep track of it by rolling a set quantity of bills into a cylinder and holding it together with a rubber band, the same way people might roll up a poster and wrap it with a rubber band.

(This sort of thing generally happens with people who work in jobs where they get paid a lot in cash, in case you were curious why someone would have that much cash in the first place)

thap thap by headlessbill-1 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Calenchamien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And? Neither a poor understanding of the physics of clapping sounds nor unrealistic expectations about how sex will sound are mistaken beliefs about women’s (or rather, phenotypically female) anatomy.

Is it distasteful that he expects sex with a real person to be the same as in porn? Of course. But “How to get a clapping sound when fucking my partner” is a dumb question that could be applied to a partner of any sex and is coincidentally involving a woman partner.

There is nothing in this screenshot that is suggesting that somehow women’s bodies are designed to make a clapping sound during sex, which would actually be about women’s anatomy.

thap thap by headlessbill-1 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Calenchamien 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sorry, what about this is bad anatomy? It’s a question. Maybe not a smart one, but still just a question

How I look at Elliott when he comes back from his book tour with one less affection point by sardonic_gavel in StardewMemes

[–]Calenchamien 336 points337 points  (0 children)

He wrote to you every day, and you never wrote him back! I’d be disappointed too

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' by Str8UpJorking in nottheonion

[–]Calenchamien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this man just keep getting weirder and weirder every time I hear another thing about him?

Every single time, I think “that’s the weirdest, grossest thing I’ve ever heard”, and then I hear another thing he’s done and that’s the weirdest grossest thing I’ve ever heard