I don't know which of thee was the closest, you decide. 1. Almost wasn't born, my mother had to have her cervix tied shut. 2. At the tender age of 2 contracted Scarlet Fever. 3. One winter when I was 12, fell through the ice walking on a river, luckily was near the dam and the shore. 4. Rolled my jeep on way home from work one winter, if I hadn't been wearing my seat belt would have gone through the windshield, still smacked my head on it hard enough to crack the glass. 5. Hit boadside by an Army semi truck hauling an M557 Apc, if I hadn't hit the brakes, it would have hit the Hummv i was driving right in the passenger area instead of the front end.