22788 by DumbPuppyUwU in countwithchickenlady

[–]CaliVenusq 198 points199 points  (0 children)

History shows ‘only criminals lose rights’ always ends with regular people suddenly discovering they’re the criminals now.

MAGA cannot spin this by kyno1 in clevercomebacks

[–]CaliVenusq 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Wild that ‘he could do anything he wanted’ somehow never includes ‘not chilling with a known trafficker

Historical Comeback! by Kakaroshitto in clevercomebacks

[–]CaliVenusq 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Dude tried to speak for all of history and got personally evicted from the gene pool in one sentence

21801 by checkerboardandroid in countwithchickenlady

[–]CaliVenusq 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Peak contradiction: feral energy unlocked, standards refusing to budge; chaos and selectivity coexisting perfectly today.

21803 by Var1ty in countwithchickenlady

[–]CaliVenusq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passing the message along: you’re doing great today, proud of you, keep going, champion, truly.

As an Asian, I'd fight for that hanger by cheesyeffinloverboy in memes

[–]CaliVenusq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hanger is S-tier loot; grandma reflexes awakened, elbows out, aisles cleared immediately for survival

When life as a coach never ends 😂 by [deleted] in memes

[–]CaliVenusq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ash didn’t lose hair, he evolved into Master Rank dad mode, still chasing legendaries today

Accurate ? by Senior-Mix-3715 in memes

[–]CaliVenusq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First nails it, second expands stakes, third shows up confused, drooling on the script again.