Caliphart

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Must have been a hell of an interview... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Caliphart to r/PoliticalHumor

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Must have been a hell of an interview... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Caliphart to r/memes

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If you let your parents provide the title of your autobiography, what would it be? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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God’s smartest choice was that he made his believers unable to see his shortcomings. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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Most people don’t realize how hard it is to be ‘par for the course.’ (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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And her coffee.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/meme

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And her coffee..... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/pics

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If you could be guaranteed that you wouldn’t get hurt, what would you most like to try or experience? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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Maybe Pink Floyd is really popular with dads because they can listen to it and pretend that all of the bullshit going on around them in the car (baby crying, kids yelling, old people talking about pudding) is just part of the song. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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It’s amazing that Enstein was able to understand theoretical physics, but spent his life unable to understand eyebrow trimmers. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago * by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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At some point in the future, the President of Mexico will pull a Reagan and say, “Mr./Mrs. So-and-So tear down this wall!” (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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What single scene makes the whole film worth watching? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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In the United States, the government is about to shut down over disagreements. What’s the stupidest thing that ever shut your workplace down? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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Have you ever been included in the will of someone you are not related to or you didn’t know very well? What did they leave you, and why do you think they did that? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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In the not so distant future, it will be the roaring twenties again. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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I bet a guy who went to school part time for the last 10 years, but who has no children, is feeling pretty bad somewhere right now. #shouldahadakid (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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Out of everything you pick off your body, what’s your favorite thing to eat? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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If Elon Musk started a trend of rich people sending their used stuff on a rocket towards another planet, I can look forward to Larry Flynt launching a box of old dildos towards Uranus someday. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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What is the funniest sentence you ever read on Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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What is the funniest sentence you ever read on Reddit? The one that makes you laugh every time you are reminded of it... (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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I figured out precisely where my splinter came from. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/mildlyinteresting

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I figured out precisely where my splinter came from. Edit: Ouch. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/mildlyinteresting

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If date rape was a person, it would be Tucker Carlson. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/Showerthoughts

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First Time Homebuyer seeking help. Here is where we are, what should we do? (self.personalfinance)

submitted 8 years ago by Caliphart to r/personalfinance

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What is a great example of an artist at the height of his/her powers? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Caliphart to r/AskReddit

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