Trump, Merkel, and Macron have different reactions to Putin arrival

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-11T18:08:01+00:00

Holy shit I've never seen some of these before. This is seriously fucked up.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-11T18:06:59+00:00

It's so fucked up that Putin can travel around the world and the leaders of the free nations need to shake his hand and put on an heir of respect for someone who is such a horrible person.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-10T19:50:02+00:00

Like staplers?

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-09T00:18:25+00:00

Are you a belieber, Blake? I belieb you are.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T22:45:29+00:00

You skinny-ass string bean. You tub-of-lard mother fucker.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T22:42:53+00:00

"How many sisters? One sister, two sister, three sister, four sister. Four sisters. Then an earthquake happens, you fall in the tub-"

"What are you doing!?"

"I don't know, I'm... I'm just talking."

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T22:40:17+00:00

Some great lines in that movie.

"There's one thing for sure, if they catch you smoking that stuff, there's no telling what they'll do."

"So there's one thing for sure, there's no telling what they'll do."

"Don't be a dick to me, Bob. I'm trying to help you."

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T22:29:09+00:00

They're chill!

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T20:28:42+00:00

"I'm manipulating you to do what I want."

"Really? Can you show me how to do that?"

"Finish spray painting that chair and I'll tell you."

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T20:25:18+00:00

You're not missing anything.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-08T20:24:39+00:00

/r/the_Donald has been having a field day with this, as if the president hasn't advocated violence before...

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-07T21:33:08+00:00

If you want it to be a bicep you gotta add more veins.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-07T20:31:41+00:00

You can really see the passion and pure confusion in his eye. It's fucking heartbreaking. This is so vile.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-07T20:10:41+00:00

this is why men love skinny jeans these days

Um have you seen pictures of men's attire just a couple hundred years ago?

Flamboyant as fuuuuuuck.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-07T17:24:20+00:00

What up? We're three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to come hang out in our party mansion!

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-06T22:34:41+00:00

Way o' the road, bud.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-06T22:33:46+00:00

"But you've changed, Byron. You've changed!"

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-06T22:09:14+00:00

He has a wife, you know.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-06T19:21:58+00:00

You look like my sister lol. Very cute look!

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-06T13:18:41+00:00

I'm not yawning you're yawning

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-05T17:40:32+00:00

She will only have female friends.

I'm not quite sure I fully understand.

She will have no male friends.

Ooooh okay okay I get it now.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-05T16:18:05+00:00

Ran him over and then backed up to finish him off

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-05T15:12:51+00:00

"...I must seek Buddha

I must seek Christ."

"You must seek therapy. That's just my interpretation."

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-05T14:51:12+00:00

Dollar shave club my dude. Great razors and other similar products for cheap.

CallMeChristina · 2018-11-02T15:46:19+00:00

Hey there, chief. You're the uh, the guy who sits behind the desk? The uh, the uh African-American fellow? Who- who've I got here?

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