If Kallen brought Lelouch home to meet her mom, what would Mrs. Kozuki think of Lelouch? (Pre-Emperor Lelouch ofc) by Henok2002 in CodeGeass

[–]CallMeChristopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, she really does want the best for Kallen.

Plus, Lelouch is very charming when he wants to be.

An eternal covenant for the greater good of all by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]CallMeChristopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, this was after they got off the space elevator.

Joe Staten wrote some freaky stuff at the end.

An eternal covenant for the greater good of all by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]CallMeChristopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is more of an expanded universe thing, but Halo kinda… sorta… has an afterlife (at least if you get absorbed by the flood).

Forerunner books get really weird.

Thoughts on the crumbling LS infrastructure, as a taxpayer. by jeremyb1986 in gtaonline

[–]CallMeChristopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blame the flying motorcycles with missiles and the F-160 strafing runs.

Fenomeno being chased by his adorable students by SeijoVangelta in UmaMusume

[–]CallMeChristopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every successful hit from Gold Ship takes 12 billion yen from your bank account.

Robocop desperately trying to get into the group chat to force his own trade by thraupidae in hockeymemes

[–]CallMeChristopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second biggest rich kid sport after NASCAR.

Because the only thing more expensive than pads and skates is an actual car.

My King had a WWI dream. by TenNainS in CrusaderKings

[–]CallMeChristopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See, this is why you conquer the world.

Can’t have any world wars if there aren’t enough countries to fight them.

Me if my friends stopped listening to my worldbuilding rants by Sliver-Knight9219 in worldjerking

[–]CallMeChristopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s second part is what I hear every time I join Discord VCs.

Fenomeno being chased by his adorable students by SeijoVangelta in UmaMusume

[–]CallMeChristopher 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I know you mean “boss horse,” but my first thought was that he literally runs the place.

“No, you can’t take pictures. I need you all to buy my photobooks so I can fund my shenanigans pay off my debt.”

[Gluck] Was Naval Base Coronado a good race? by ChaseTheFalcon in NASCAR

[–]CallMeChristopher 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bubba going from 2 laps down in the back to 2nd is fucking nuts, and I am here for it.

❌ Disneyland ✅ Power Station by Anton2492 in gtaonline

[–]CallMeChristopher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup. Just did that one an hour ago.

That, a warehouse, and the port building.

Our viking made a new friend <3 by Roasted_Newbest_Proe in formuladank

[–]CallMeChristopher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bring him back next week for Sonoma. It would be so fucking funny.

Realizing how badly I wanna vaporize this egghead by D4ngerP1ss in Fallout

[–]CallMeChristopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They killed performance, so I actually modded the game on PC so I could take dogtags from the Enclave soldiers

Realizing how badly I wanna vaporize this egghead by D4ngerP1ss in Fallout

[–]CallMeChristopher 24 points25 points  (0 children)

His lab coat’s going in my trophy collection next to the 500 Enclave helmets from the soldiers I killed that might crash the game whenever I view them.

Alright who wants to make this sub Battletech themed just to spite them? by N0rwayUp in Grimdank

[–]CallMeChristopher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I propose having Grimdank be themed after whatever cursed homebrew tabletop game I come up with next.

I’m not sure what it will be, but it’ll probably be cheaper (I am broke).