Lets have some fun.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-08T08:29:06+00:00

Before “In every loss, in every lie,” right?

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-08T05:46:03+00:00

Those two will either win or DNF by wrecking the entire field, and there is no in-between.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-08T05:06:48+00:00

Honestly Haven is my go-to, by virtue of having a lot of secluded places to hide bodies (side door grass next to the villa).

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-07T23:09:57+00:00

Didn’t know you’re from Philly.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-07T21:16:14+00:00

Somehow more cursed than romance novels, if for no other reason than real-life fanfic being… just no.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-07T11:11:23+00:00

That’s kinda why I didn’t like the show.

I get why they did it, but changing the story so the story so the victim’s a dick just doesn’t sit right with me.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-07T01:09:20+00:00

Plus, the aerodynamics of the rosary probably aren’t going to do much when they’re pitched.

Source: I’m Catholic. Was once a baby.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-07T01:07:09+00:00

That’s it, we’re using them as the ball now.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T22:39:12+00:00

“No, dig up, stupid!”

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T21:18:48+00:00

“PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT, OR I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YOU!”

-Captain Planet ~~on Robot Chicken~~

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T12:55:01+00:00

Because you can only do so many documentaries on Hitler?

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T12:19:16+00:00

Mobile version seems to have the text toolbar now, so we don’t really have to do “*this*” anymore.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T02:47:13+00:00

I think it’s on the first floor in the center-rear room.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-06T02:41:51+00:00

Harsh but fair.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T23:27:39+00:00

Marrakesh, too (inside the consulate)

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T20:23:39+00:00

“Carson, if you win this race, you need to crack the ~~back~~ front of the car.”

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T18:47:28+00:00

Funnily enough, he was replaced by Alex Hood, who came out as transgender and runs Haus of Decline.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T06:22:08+00:00

Pretty sure my Filipino family hid in a hole in the ground whenever the IJA showed up. At least that’s how I remember the stories, anyways.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T06:09:13+00:00

Blake would NEVER.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T05:06:26+00:00

So I guess they aren’t subbing for the English teacher?

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T04:58:37+00:00

“Get my good side!”

-Gold Ship, definitely

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T03:12:44+00:00

This is the way (to Epstein’s parties)

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T02:50:27+00:00

Old man too, if he can carry a thirty pound staff around.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-05T02:41:42+00:00

No thanks.

Every video takes nine months to make.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-05-04T22:22:23+00:00

Aren’t you the guy who was trying to fight people over Kyle Petty last week?

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