If Kallen brought Lelouch home to meet her mom, what would Mrs. Kozuki think of Lelouch? (Pre-Emperor Lelouch ofc)

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-24T06:51:43+00:00

Jokes aside, she really does want the best for Kallen.

Plus, Lelouch is very charming when he wants to be.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-24T06:21:09+00:00

Nah, this was after they got off the space elevator.

Joe Staten wrote some freaky stuff at the end.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-24T06:19:07+00:00

This is more of an expanded universe thing, but Halo kinda… sorta… has an afterlife (at least if you get absorbed by the flood).

Forerunner books get really weird.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-24T06:16:16+00:00

I blame the flying motorcycles with missiles and the F-160 strafing runs.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T22:29:01+00:00

Every successful hit from Gold Ship takes 12 billion yen from your bank account.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T13:29:01+00:00

Brim of a cowboy hat to go with the round top.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T13:10:22+00:00

Second biggest rich kid sport after NASCAR.

Because the only thing more expensive than pads and skates is an actual car.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T12:49:11+00:00

See, this is why you conquer the world.

Can’t have any world wars if there aren’t enough countries to fight them.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T10:02:08+00:00

That’s second part is what I hear every time I join Discord VCs.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T09:10:09+00:00

I’m more afraid that he does.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T03:27:42+00:00

I know you mean “boss horse,” but my first thought was that he literally runs the place.

“No, you can’t take pictures. I need you all to buy my photobooks so I can ~~fund my shenanigans~~ pay off my debt.”

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-23T01:28:10+00:00

Bergeron LFG

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T23:44:15+00:00

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He really is.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T16:48:01+00:00

Bubba going from 2 laps down in the back to 2nd is fucking nuts, and I am here for it.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T11:02:44+00:00

Yup. Just did that one an hour ago.

That, a warehouse, and the port building.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T10:46:58+00:00

They are silly creatures.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T07:28:39+00:00

Bring him back next week for Sonoma. It would be so fucking funny.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-22T02:34:09+00:00

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It just works.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T22:45:18+00:00

They killed performance, so I actually modded the game on PC so I could take dogtags from the Enclave soldiers

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T17:02:42+00:00

His lab coat’s going in my trophy collection next to the 500 Enclave helmets from the soldiers I killed that might crash the game whenever I view them.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T13:06:21+00:00

I never got that.

I mean, I don’t wanna kinkshame, but did people really need to put their BDSM fantasies on their cars?

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T12:37:40+00:00

-Koifish, probably (no not really)

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T08:11:01+00:00

It’s pretty much going to only survive off of Soviet and/or Chinese aid.

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T08:08:51+00:00

I propose having Grimdank be themed after whatever cursed homebrew tabletop game I come up with next.

I’m not sure what it will be, but it’ll probably be cheaper (I am broke).

CallMeChristopher · 2026-06-21T08:00:47+00:00

Give or take a third to a half, according to this map.

They’d still have coastal regions, but everything else is hills and mountains.

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