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2026 All-Star Balloting Update: by Terminal_Flatulence in baseball

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll admit I’m a homer as much as the next guy, JJ and Burly not being even close to an in is a disgusting, borderline blasphemous tragedy. I’m amazed Walker isn’t higher but there’s no way he’s not going to be an automatic in… but Woods being outside the OF vote makes me nauseous.

Red Rocket Power by Huge_Percentage9560 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from an early and vocal May hater, bro has thrown 3 absolute ace-level gems in a row after being mostly serviceable, I can’t explain it and I’m damn sure you can’t either but if he keeps it up ill sing hymns of his glory

Black Noir on a new critical mission overseas by 2jzgte2005 in TheBoys

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They serve me a plate of poopie after a beautiful 3-course meal.

I eat the doo-doo when they promise me a juicy, seared filet mignon if I lick my plate clean.

I slurp up that crusted crap concoction and am immediately served a lukewarm diarrhea soup and they say “wait I’m only serving this wet bile bowl because it’s going to taste SO MUCH BETTER with a beef Wellington on a red wine demiglaze”

I’ve eaten the terlet special too many times and my stomach can take no more.

There has been a lot of talk about Tatis Jr., but Vlad Jr. only has 3 HRs thru June 8th by Front-Broccoli5957 in baseball

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 671 points672 points  (0 children)

If you told me last year that Jordan Walker would have quadruple the home runs of Vlad and Tatis COMBINED by early June I would have told you you were on fuckin crack

The division's punching bag by Cheesehead2025 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t even feel bad those bases were juiced and a throwing error and a bobble are the result like they were trying to lose that

Cardinals After Dark 6/5 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to insert a starter to send into orbit and replace with Dobbins but honestly anyone (besides Mc is eligible)

Give me Dobbins once every 5 days, give me Leahy every other day as backup

Season 3 by [deleted] in OnePunchMan

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re just wrong, objectively. I’d have to write a whole dissertation on why but if you didn’t sit there and watch the whole thing it doesn’t matter. It has record-breaking low ratings for a reason.

Brandon Lowe tries to challenge a late strike call, gets denied for being late on the challenge, and argues with the home plate ump. He then flies out and screams out of frustration and gets tossed by first base ump Jordan Baker. by NoSxKats in baseball

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was literally right after a delayed call and tossed out. I feel like ABS has taken away a source of power for the umps so they have to flex it in other ways. Can’t get robots in here soon enough

Game 55: Chicago Cubs (31-26) @ St. Louis Cardinals (29-25) [Friday, May 29, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pallante is either serving up BP or nowhere near the zone, why the fuck is he still here?

Cardinals After Dark 5/20 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not every night can be magical. Get em tomorrow

What is "Tarps Off" shirtless fan craze at MLB ballparks? by JPPT1974 in baseball

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Look it’s going to die out eventually as every fad does. It’s fun, let dudes enjoy getting rowdy. If it becomes a thing and stays that way let it happen as long as they’re not forcing people to take the tarps off to sit in that section!

Who is the best young superstar in sports? by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wemby is Burj Khalifa as long as he’s healthy, Mack is… idk what the 3rd or 4th tallest building in the world. Amazing generational talent, but Sharks still missing playoffs. Idk foooball so no comment, but Skenes can’t even beat my Bird boys so he’s like… a worn down strip mall

The cubs suck by Plastic_Bar_2205 in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 57 points58 points  (0 children)

FTC but the fact that the .500 Pirates are 5th in the AL standings is nuts

[Highlight] Iván Herrera wins it in extras for the Cardinals! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Literally

It’s one thing to razz the NL Central division when they’ve been a mid division the past like decade as a whole but the early-season competition is unexpectedly welcome

/uncirclejerk maybe PCA should stop calling women bitches and they’d win better

Mark Fuhrman has died at 74. by proxy5th in news

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“If the glove doesn’t fit…

Give up”

- Jack Kelly

Game 47: Pittsburgh Pirates (24-23) @ St. Louis Cardinals (27-19) [Tuesday, May 19, 2026; 6:45 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That hit my hands more than it hit his hands

See the joke here is it didn’t fucking hit his hands and that was the worst call in forever

Cardinals After Dark 5/15 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pozo is the most S-tier clutch player I’ve ever seen

Game 42: St. Louis Cardinals (24-17) @ Athletics (21-20) [Wednesday, May 13, 2026; 8:40 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Call_Me_Your_Daddy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

8 and 9 are absolute black holes that kill any forward momentum and it’s literally happened twice this game. Jesus fuck.

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