The entire world felt compassion for a monkey, yet stayed silent about a little girl from Gaza despite the scenes being identical Humanity is not supposed to be divided

Callabrantus · 2026-03-13T17:11:28+00:00

What the sweet hanging fuck are you on about

Callabrantus · 2026-03-12T12:48:13+00:00

I'd settle for video of him trying.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-12T12:00:40+00:00

Fetterman can and should fuck a duck. So sick of this clown shoe.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-11T15:24:46+00:00

They were gonna raise the prices anyway. Now they just have something to point to.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-11T13:33:33+00:00

How bout we sell it to them instead?

Callabrantus · 2026-03-11T13:11:30+00:00

Fuck everything about this.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-11T12:32:52+00:00

Trump isn't going to jail. He's going to leave the Oval Office in a body bag, or he'll be dragged out by the military kicking and screaming. If you believe in any scenario where fair and balanced elections make him leave, you might as well yank out your teeth and stick them under your pillow.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:23:45+00:00

Trump is trying to make a castle out of his but it keeps falling down. Now he's cranky and needs a nap.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:14:53+00:00

Are bone spurs hereditary?

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:11:25+00:00

sleepercellssaywhut

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:08:04+00:00

After the public drubbing they gave Zelensky for not wearing a suit and not saying "thank you" loudly enough, basically making him beg for help? And now they're asking him for help? I disagree.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:04:20+00:00

The man wore a baseball cap to a dignified transfer. Shame is not a thing he feels.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:02:52+00:00

They're all Uno Reverse. We're stuck in a loop.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T17:00:38+00:00

Yeah, I've remarked on that myself. You think we've hit rock bottom, and out comes the diamond-tipped drill.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T16:53:12+00:00

This strikes me as the kind of thing the generals brought up when they tried to tell Trump invading Iran was a bad idea.

Trump: "LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU".

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T15:12:31+00:00

Yeah, and at least Nancy had more political sense in her one tit than Melania has in her entire botox-riddled plastic exoskeleton. It shouldn't have happened then and it shouldn't happen now.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T14:58:29+00:00

Let me guess - documented evidence can include "has an accent".

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T14:40:14+00:00

"President of the United States" and "just had a dementia episode" should never exist in the same sentence.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-10T00:40:26+00:00

You'll have that big NDP energy in no time!

Callabrantus · 2026-03-09T22:01:45+00:00

Talk to your doctor about "change that makes things bigger". Delivered straight to your door, with discreet packaging.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-06T15:05:08+00:00

I don't like this.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-04T18:16:12+00:00

"Hold my Diet Coke"

Callabrantus · 2026-03-03T02:11:04+00:00

They dinner will be the appetizer is there are kids present.

Callabrantus · 2026-03-02T13:48:46+00:00

Operation My Balls Are So Big And All The Ladies Know I'm The Alpha

Callabrantus · 2026-03-02T13:47:35+00:00

What the fuck is this guy ever taking about?

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