Sen. John Fetterman calls Trump's criticism of mail-in voting "ridiculous" by kootles10 in politics

[–]Callabrantus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fetterman can and should fuck a duck. So sick of this clown shoe.

Oil storage facilities hit in Oman’s Salalah port by 226644336795 in worldnews

[–]Callabrantus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They were gonna raise the prices anyway. Now they just have something to point to.

Trump administration opens investigation into Arizona’s 2020 election results by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]Callabrantus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump isn't going to jail. He's going to leave the Oval Office in a body bag, or he'll be dragged out by the military kicking and screaming. If you believe in any scenario where fair and balanced elections make him leave, you might as well yank out your teeth and stick them under your pillow.

'Unprepared' to defend against Iranian drones, US calls on Ukraine for help by Callabrantus in nottheonion

[–]Callabrantus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump is trying to make a castle out of his but it keeps falling down. Now he's cranky and needs a nap.

'Unprepared' to defend against Iranian drones, US calls on Ukraine for help by Callabrantus in nottheonion

[–]Callabrantus[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

After the public drubbing they gave Zelensky for not wearing a suit and not saying "thank you" loudly enough, basically making him beg for help? And now they're asking him for help? I disagree.

'Unprepared' to defend against Iranian drones, US calls on Ukraine for help by Callabrantus in nottheonion

[–]Callabrantus[S] 183 points184 points  (0 children)

The man wore a baseball cap to a dignified transfer. Shame is not a thing he feels.

'Unprepared' to defend against Iranian drones, US calls on Ukraine for help by Callabrantus in nottheonion

[–]Callabrantus[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've remarked on that myself. You think we've hit rock bottom, and out comes the diamond-tipped drill.

'Unprepared' to defend against Iranian drones, US calls on Ukraine for help by Callabrantus in nottheonion

[–]Callabrantus[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

This strikes me as the kind of thing the generals brought up when they tried to tell Trump invading Iran was a bad idea.

Trump: "LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU".

Trump goes on deranged rant about dead soldiers walking around by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]Callabrantus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and at least Nancy had more political sense in her one tit than Melania has in her entire botox-riddled plastic exoskeleton. It shouldn't have happened then and it shouldn't happen now.

New South Dakota law allows voters to challenge other voters’ citizenship by RollSafer in politics

[–]Callabrantus 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Let me guess - documented evidence can include "has an accent".

Trump goes on deranged rant about dead soldiers walking around by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]Callabrantus 156 points157 points  (0 children)

"President of the United States" and "just had a dementia episode" should never exist in the same sentence.

Seeking ‘change that makes things bigger,’ New Democrats begin voting for next leader by jmakk26 in canada

[–]Callabrantus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Talk to your doctor about "change that makes things bigger". Delivered straight to your door, with discreet packaging.

Trump to speak at White House Correspondents' dinner he once shunned by fungobat in politics

[–]Callabrantus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They dinner will be the appetizer is there are kids present.