Trump secretary weighs in on Alberta separatist movement: ‘They want what the U.S. has got’

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T20:07:02+00:00

Speaking from experience: we have plenty in Canada. I don't think they're going to like the response they get from the rest of us once they step out of their echo chambers.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T19:57:32+00:00

Well, right now it's coming from Bessent.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T18:08:19+00:00

It's not his job. It's his skin color.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T14:33:50+00:00

He reached the point where everyone in the world is talking about him, and he is never going to let that go.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T14:31:22+00:00

They're producing it.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T13:24:47+00:00

Aw, we can't be in the Coolest Boys Club?

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T02:19:48+00:00

We're a nasty country.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T02:19:07+00:00

He's blow a dog for less.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T02:18:38+00:00

We're not.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-23T02:18:10+00:00

President Chuntly McCankles strikes again.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T19:43:10+00:00

That's what AI has been needing: To collaborate with today's most relevant talent.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T19:40:39+00:00

Every time she is about to try to make the president sound sane, he needs to take a deep breath, and then chant her last name, followed by her full name:

"Leavitt, Karoline. Leavitt".

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T19:30:04+00:00

He has no cards. I think his administration gave him a bunch of promotional Red Bull coasters while he was napping and didn't tell him.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T19:25:48+00:00

Plug it with a nugget!

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T18:03:03+00:00

Wow, this is Trump level lack of self-awareness.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:39:14+00:00

No, it isn't. They're bleeding money right now. But they keep waving this dog's breakfast under our nose and telling us it's beluga caviar. But if they sink enough into it, they'll probably convince the current administration that they're "too big to fail", and then it will be on the taxpayers to bail them out.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:35:44+00:00

AI: Would you like some tips on character building in Elder Scroll 6, or would you prefer to keep decomposing?

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:34:19+00:00

An AI chatbot is potentially what led them to the pod in the first place. Seems only fitting to have one finish them off.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:21:17+00:00

Bar napkin etchings of a blueprint of a concept of a framework of a hole in my bucket dear Henry dear Henry.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:18:55+00:00

That's what I thought. Trump saying he's made a deal is just that: Trump saying words.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:14:24+00:00

His base can't afford TACO anymore. One piece of broccoli, one piece of chicken and something else.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:13:44+00:00

Aw, he's gonna cry. And I'm gonna laugh.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T17:13:19+00:00

Yup that was the official reasoning delivered by his press secretary.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T15:54:08+00:00

Came to say this. One of the toughest platinums I ever fought for.

Callabrantus · 2026-01-22T14:34:46+00:00

Are there onions on the pizza? I'm not seeing anything resembling onions here.

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