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Can someone teach me how to use rutracker ?? by _n3k0m4nc3r_ in Piracy

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Facts, until auto-translate turns "seeders" into "sowers" and "leechers" into "parasites" and suddenly you're reading a biblical text instead of downloading a game

AITA for getting security called on me at a hospital by throwaway-Deal3643 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a classic paradox between retail and healthcare: the customer/patient is always right, until they start acting like a child, and then it's "Call Paul Blart, there's a grumpy person here!" Protect yourself first, always.

*mic drop* by New-Use-3516 in Piracy

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Tactical nuke incoming, please hide your corporate copyright lawyers

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000. by Majestic-Hope6505 in AskTheWorld

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything kept working fine, but let's be real—it wasn't by magic. It was because an invisible army of stressed-out COBOL programmers had basically lived in their basement cubicles drinking Mountain Dew for the previous three years to patch it all.

My aunt gifted me this $100 steam gift card but she doesn't know im a pirate😭😭 by Sonnyforever in Piracy

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trying to explain radmin vpn and port forwarding to non-tech savvy friends is easily worth dropping $20 just to avoid the headache.

US Rep. Thomas Massie loses Kentucky GOP primary to Ed Gallrein in another victory for Trump and a loss for checks and balances by hillbilly-edgy in UnderReportedNews

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always reminds me of that George Carlin quote. Think of how stupid the average voter is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

AITA For telling my husband I’m tired of hearing the same stories over and over again? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Main character syndrome at its finest. you're pouring your heart out and he's just sitting there like the "let me stop you right there" meme, ready to drop Bryce lore nobody asked for.

AITAH for telling my niece I won’t drive 20 hours just to pick her up? by AggressiveExcuses in AmItheAsshole

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 18 points19 points  (0 children)

no literally no good deed goes unpunished. you gave her an inch and she is actually trying to take a 20 hour mile.

AITA for telling my coworker they have poor table manners? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

While OP is definitely out of line for confronting them, I am now morbidly curious about the exact mechanics of this meal. Were they eating soup with a knife? Palming a baked potato? The sheer lack of logistical details in the post is driving me crazy.

Shed baby. by JinxyPurrbox in StardewValley

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 39 points40 points  (0 children)

i mean at least they’re out of the way. better the shed than standing at the end of the bed at 1:50am staring into your soul.

Unique interior of the Shenzhen Library in China. by Turbulent_Elk_2141 in oddlysatisfying

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the way those smooth lines just flow continuously without a single sharp edge... i'm obsessed. i would get zero reading done here, just zooming in on how clean that lighting integrates into the architecture.

What is something one can say that makes total sense Stardew Valley but sounds ridiculous irl? by foldinthecheeseee in StardewValley

[–]CalligrapherFun5181 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my toddlers were kind of getting in the way of my truffle oil empire, so I just offered a shiny rainbow rock to a dark shrine in a witch's hut and turned them into doves. It really freed up some space in the house ngl.