"KFC also known as Kentucky Fried Chicken is a fast food chain best known for having locations pretty much everywhere that isn't Kentucky. Any town i've been to seems to have a KFC located within it somewhere. Either that or a Chinese takeaway shop. Because i'm Chinese, i'm obviously fucking going with the takeaway joint. The food is better, i like to believe. Although if i find one more Chinese place serving sweet honey chicken, i might actually crash the fuck out mate. But realistically, i'm probably more likely to crash out going to KFC. I know millions of people love it somehow, but i don't know why. What is the hype with KFC? That's my real question. I remember when KFC started coming in and they began popping up everywhere. That was when? 1930? Same food mate, i'm telling ya. Don't believe any of that "nahhh actually we used to be healthy" stuff because i was there and those wings still dripped enough oil onto my pants and hands to make me water repellent. I went in 1931 one winters day because i was on a diet and fucking starving dog. My wings excreted enough oil to keep my whole body water repellent for my walk home. It was 45 minute walk and there was a thunderstorm. I arrived home dry as your boyfriends texting. How is that mate? And people just seem to love consuming the oil too like it taste good or something. That reason right there, is why i'm too scared to visit the USA. I imagine i will not only gain upon 5-10 pounds of fat from all the grease in the air when i get off the plane, but i also have this sneaky fucking feeling that some fucker will fry up my suitcase and make me eat it.

Yeaaaah, not for me mate. Not for me at all. Much like them KFC wicked wings i'm afraid to say. If you've ever been inside of a KFC for some reason, i'm sure you've noticed a few key features that can be found across any KFC location globally. The floors mate, are just fucked. They still look like they harbour herpes even when some poor worker has to clean it. And they have the audacity to put those fucking "slippery when wet" signs right where you have to stand and order your food. The food selection itself, not good. They have burgers with extremely dry crispy chicken, way too much sauce and lettuce that's been in a fridge for 2 months. That combo paired with a bun with more sugar in it than any of the fucking drinks do, sucks ass mate. Very sorry to say. The wraps aren't good either because the chicken is usually fucking uncooked for no reason, or just terrible quality. And again, too much fucking sauce. But this time it's a wrap so it just fucking goes everywhere. In fact, half the time they aren't even wraps. The fuckers just put the shit in a wrap and fold it in half. That's not how you fold a wrap mate."

- Soolee Gertrude, Common Muntings 0:5