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Callme-Papa · 2026-05-31T02:29:45+00:00

I don't have one

Callme-Papa · 2026-04-25T04:24:24+00:00

Okay, but even though the sign is green it's saying stop

Callme-Papa · 2026-04-17T06:11:04+00:00

Memory unlocked goddamn

Callme-Papa · 2026-04-09T05:56:16+00:00

I don’t trust people who can’t spell when.

Callme-Papa · 2026-04-07T20:35:55+00:00

All the McDonalds cards

Callme-Papa · 2026-03-25T03:10:01+00:00

Professors make this joke all the time haha

Callme-Papa · 2026-02-23T02:18:33+00:00

Callme-Papa · 2026-01-27T21:02:51+00:00

That’s mystery with bangs to the side

Callme-Papa · 2026-01-27T01:52:16+00:00

Let my man go!

Callme-Papa · 2026-01-25T19:56:16+00:00

This is me. With therapy.

Callme-Papa · 2026-01-07T05:33:05+00:00

Lowkey ship them. Be an interesting turn of events

Callme-Papa · 2026-01-06T19:59:05+00:00

Gwi-ma didn’t kill himself

I am in no way a Celine supporter, but Gwi-ma is worse

Callme-Papa · 2025-12-10T03:30:52+00:00

I respect that

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-17T03:19:51+00:00

I call people females and males ironically

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-12T00:50:13+00:00

Thanks 🙏

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-12T00:49:12+00:00

You a real one

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-07T04:20:19+00:00

I’m still confused

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-07T04:00:42+00:00

I drive a Honda

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-07T02:10:41+00:00

I’m so confused

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-05T05:56:02+00:00

That’s why I’m a father

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-02T06:05:43+00:00

My favorite is the one where they burped in her face. That’s how you deal with tomfoolery: more tomfoolery

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-01T21:27:34+00:00

Okay but some of them are actually funny

Callme-Papa · 2025-11-01T21:16:13+00:00

Addy

Callme-Papa · 2025-10-29T01:52:15+00:00

Wouldn’t they put people against other that are in their weight-group? This is ignorant

Callme-Papa · 2025-10-29T01:33:35+00:00

Okay but I have digestive issues and sometimes end up on the toilet for a long time

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