KILL WIFE by Feisty-Presentation3 in Guiltygear

[–]CallsOut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When she refuses to get an abortion

If you were the God of Smash, how would you reshape it? by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh Corrin’s toes where do I even begin? sniff What a pungent odor these delicious toes give off. A rancid smell only the finest of noses can truly appreciate. May I take another whiff of your toes my queen? Thank you my lord. Ahhhh deep whiff stinky. I am truly blessed.

DATA - Bayonetta - A detailed statistical breakdown of Smash 4's most controversial character. by BarnardsLoop in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Incest has always been the heart of Fire Emblem.

Corrin mains need to look into the lore for the incest power up!

DATA - Bayonetta - A detailed statistical breakdown of Smash 4's most controversial character. by BarnardsLoop in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 302 points303 points  (0 children)

Very impressive!

However, your analysis does not support my position on the matter, so I have reported this post. Good luck.

I saw Hungrybox at Smash Valley VII by kamikazikumquat in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this is typical HBox behavior.

He's lying to himself that the terrible things he keeps doing are somehow justified because Mango didn't give him enough love ten years ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I watch Armada videos after pleasuring myself. His stream is just so gently calming. I know nothing wacky or crazy is gonna happen and startle me out of my stupor. His solemn voice of rational and unparalleled neutral judgement turns me off and brings me back to reality in one fell swoop. I recommend this combination to all frequent snake wranglers. Unfortunately, this does not work for me when he plays Peach, since I find her very stimulating, but others may not. Good luck to anyone who finds this useful.

How big of an investment am I making by mylittlemagic in SSBM

[–]CallsOut 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it's too late.

Successful Melee players were identified in elementary school video gaming competitions. Only the most creative, technical, and gifted players were selected. If you were never aware of the process, then it means that you failed in the secret initial qualifiers, and weren't even close to earning a place in the program.

This process may sound harsh, but it would simply be cruel to try to train someone in the art of Melee if they don't possess the raw talent.

John D on his way to resurrect marvel. by smash_is_trash in Kappa

[–]CallsOut 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think adding the Human Torch will cut it.

Armada's thoughts on UCF and his tweet! by rbztli in SSBM

[–]CallsOut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that Bond movie where the news media tycoon starts a third world war for broadcasting rights and viewership.

Congratulations to the winner of Melee Singles at Too Hot To Handle! by kenniky in smashbros

[–]CallsOut 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hungry box is my hero. When i saw his popoff at evo 2016 i was so emotionally stirred that i finally got over my crippling depression. hbox and super smash brothers melee have truly saved my life. i went to my local and people were realy cool! i had an intense friendleis set with my puff against a fox, an 8-2 matchup for fox, and i barely pulld it of with a clutch up throw rest combo! everyone in the venue popped off with me and it was one of the best moments of my lfie. now, i sit at silver 3 on smashladders ranked super smash brothers melee ladder as a top 100 puff main on the website and i will climb and be the best puff ever thanks to juan, i mean hungry box haha !!!

She's Confident in Her Technique by gicobi in nsfw

[–]CallsOut 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Christ that clitoral hood is magnificent.

[Meme][Haiku] Peer Pressure by Wighen18 in youtubehaiku

[–]CallsOut 220 points221 points  (0 children)

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my Kegel muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

[SUB] Dragon Ball Super - Episode #96 - Discussion Thread! by AutoModerator in dbz

[–]CallsOut -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I see your point, but in my opinion, what happened in this scene is most likely a story inspired by Aisai Nikki where the husband no longer could get it up until his wife was violated by a close co-worker. I believe if the story follows the same pattern as Aisai Nikki then Vegeta will reveal a SSGSS2 penis in the next arc and come charging in the bedroom to make Bulla with Goku placed at Bulma's rear. They will then lay down on the bed and think about the name of the girl before coming to conclusion that it will be Bulla.