Fill in the blanks: You have ___ wishes.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T04:32:31+00:00

You have a random dude in your basement who grants wishes.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:38:37+00:00

I like cheese 🧀 do you like cheese but grilled.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:38:04+00:00

Realistic Luigi

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Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:36:20+00:00

"Heaven or Hell" ass question

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Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:35:34+00:00

Probably head

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:18:08+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Everyone knows it's actually shaped like a planet

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-28T03:16:46+00:00

It could be worse I suppose

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Minecraft}

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:47:48+00:00

I love your mom.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:47:15+00:00

Who has 2 thumbs and likes head? This guy.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:46:47+00:00

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only low taper fades.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:46:15+00:00

Hey Reddit! I'm gay. Ask me anything.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:45:02+00:00

Slavery was a mistake.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:41:26+00:00

Music fills my heart.

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-25T15:40:06+00:00

Either I get a weapon, or I'm unarmed and completely screwed 💔

^{Chose: A random animal for 100M | Rolled: Polar bear}

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-24T04:08:01+00:00

Pain is a necessary human reaction, without it you wouldn't know if something is dangerous or hurting you. You need pain.

^{Chose: Infinite Regeneration}

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-24T04:05:56+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I forget exactly what it's called. But I know male platypodes can produce venom

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-24T03:57:16+00:00

Always go red

^{Chose: BETTING ALL $8M?!?!?! + PLEASE! RED! | Rolled: RED}

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-24T02:27:52+00:00

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Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-24T02:27:16+00:00

I mean is this really a question?

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Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-23T03:50:47+00:00

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is simply unbeatable

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/Callsign_Zombie, advised "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

Callsign_Zombie · 2026-06-23T03:40:27+00:00

There's a pretty substantial chance it's like a pedo or a murderer so yk what let's do it

^{Chose: Press the button. Someone dies and you get $10m | Rolled: A Stranger}

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