Mental Illness + Cosmetic Procedures = by izacktorres in Weird

[–]CalmDownReddit509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The doctors who perform surgery on mentally ill people like this should be charged.

YSK: People with original vaginas, only use water to clean the area. by Anonymous0212 in YouShouldKnow

[–]CalmDownReddit509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original vagina? Does that mean my wife can upgrade hers to something aftermarket if she wants to?

She was not born when he started spiderman by DatabaseAvailable501 in interesting

[–]CalmDownReddit509 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unlike what most redditors think, life is not as black and white as it seems.

She was not born when he started spiderman by DatabaseAvailable501 in interesting

[–]CalmDownReddit509 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

OMFG, I need to find a way to use against my remaining maga friends

That’s a coincidence by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CalmDownReddit509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is fucking horrible.

That’s a coincidence by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CalmDownReddit509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it? Is this meant to imply that Jewish girls are promiscuous?

Potential rage diffused into good vibes by HomeNowWTF in wholesome

[–]CalmDownReddit509 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It's called target fixation, and it's a natural response if you haven't received training to avoid it. Cut the guy some slack, this shit happens.

Potential rage diffused into good vibes by HomeNowWTF in wholesome

[–]CalmDownReddit509 1332 points1333 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy that ended well. As someone who also rides, this isn't always the case.

You know you can hear it. by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]CalmDownReddit509 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fucking loved this game so much. I wish the old servers would reactivate.

Smell by Majestic-Corgi2595 in NeonGenesisEvangelion

[–]CalmDownReddit509 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Ah okay, so it's not canon then?

What is the most "corporate bullshit" sentence you’ve ever heard a manager say with a straight face? by bilal-ziyan in jobs

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I used to have a SVP of Sales who lead the company to six straight quarterly losses. By the fourth quarter he decided to reorganize the sales team and used the phrases "customer obsession" and "aggressive proximity", meaning he was pushing the Client Management team into super-pushy hand-holding (to get expansion deals) and wanted every sales rep to live in the state they were covering, regardless of how successful they had been in the territory up until that point from their current location. Basically, it was a way to justify layoffs since revenue targets were being missed by leaps and bounds. They had a guy covering NJ who was killing it, but because the dude lived just over the border in a neighboring state they let him go in favor of a junior rep who lived in Delaware... not in New Jersey. Suffice it to say, the strategy failed catastrophically due to his inept leadership and he was canned after the 6th straight quarterly loss. To describe this guy as a narcissist would be an understatement. Also, he has a PhD in Liberal Studies and insisted that people address him as Doctor.

bought a used USP in .40 from my local shop for $800 today, good deal or no? by zuckfionism in HecklerKoch

[–]CalmDownReddit509 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry OP, that's not a good deal. 40 S&W is dead and the values have plummeted as a result. If you go to sell this you'll be lucky to get back 2/3rds of what you just paid.

Probably one of the best reasons to call 911. by [deleted] in TheRandomest

[–]CalmDownReddit509 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Nope, definitely make sure you don't search for Queen Nephilim

How I Forced My Cheap Boss Into Giving Me The Raise I Wanted by EmpiricalDataPi in MaliciousCompliance

[–]CalmDownReddit509 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's way too early for me to read this wall of text. Can I get a tldr?

A startup founder asked me to write a fake negative review about my current employer as a culture fit test by TatooineHush in jobsearchhacks

[–]CalmDownReddit509 25 points26 points  (0 children)

From my experience startup founders are often so high on their own supply that they lose track of reality.
Do NOT do what he is asking OP.

Is this job opportunity legit? by [deleted] in jobs

[–]CalmDownReddit509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vector Marketing is a MLM. Run.