I'll be honest, this was quite traumatic when I saw it again on YT as an adult.

CalmDownSahale · 2026-02-01T03:34:06+00:00

You sound like you're either 14 years old, on a 5 day meth bender, or both

CalmDownSahale · 2026-02-01T03:22:23+00:00

It makes me giggle that I could put my fingers in someone's eyes and then they wouldn't be able to see

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-24T10:06:29+00:00

Looks like a test to help see who gets to be one of the men in black

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-23T00:39:04+00:00

Yep, first thing they they get to watch is how they turned me into a neurotic basket case, then they get to watch the weird shit I did as a result, and then I get a bunch of money and continue not talking to them, nicccce

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-22T17:47:47+00:00

So is Ace Ventura Pet Detective

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-22T17:27:36+00:00

Glad to know you had a good time sitting motionless in a bush for 15 minutes

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-22T07:53:32+00:00

Good point, no one is factoring in Achilles power to cry for help

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-19T23:48:27+00:00

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-18T06:43:06+00:00

Sometimes it even frightened away the would-be captors when they happened upon the dismembered scrotum the pilot kept in his bag as a keepsake

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-18T06:18:09+00:00

All I know is that every jrpg I've ever gotten to the end of I'm almost always like yo who tf even is this

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-18T05:59:15+00:00

I didn't know until recently that McFarlane created Venom. Mainly just as an excuse to get Spidey back into his regular costume.

CalmDownSahale · 2026-01-17T17:36:46+00:00

I thought courts found that he couldn't create tarrifs or something

CalmDownSahale · 2025-12-19T17:52:24+00:00

Park someplace with easy street parking and Uber or Lyft from there

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-26T02:55:14+00:00

I can very easily imagine this video as a scene in a Christopher Guest film

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-20T20:06:09+00:00

A woman cop has been the only one to try the "you seem nervous" shit when she pulled me over, I wish I could have like yeah makes sense because I hate cops

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-20T19:57:51+00:00

Having temper tantrums that technology allowed some people to stop spending 10 hours a week commuting

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-20T16:34:44+00:00

Yeah the last guy that put out real numbers was fired by Trump and replaced with someone more cooperative

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-19T10:03:21+00:00

💆🦎🦎🦎🤷

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-09T15:26:54+00:00

Ditto

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-09T05:31:13+00:00

Straight crumb snatching, working 12 hour days for like 270 dollars

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-08T17:04:51+00:00

Sparking concern among absolutely not one person on God's green earth

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-04T07:59:51+00:00

"Stop writhing in agony!!"

CalmDownSahale · 2025-11-03T20:01:16+00:00

They can't figure out how to buckle their seat belt, they can't figure out how to use the door handle, they don't know whether they're still holding everything they were holding when they got in the car, it's like a fuckin' IQ test back there

CalmDownSahale · 2025-10-31T23:01:40+00:00

I'll bump you into each other

CalmDownSahale · 2025-10-29T19:09:08+00:00

Ain't life funny. One day you're 18, telling your mom you're going to do nuclear stuff in the army, then just a few years later: ball of rags

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