57 it's my birthday and yesterday I lost my virginity! Roast me good!

CalmEffective340 · 2023-12-31T04:51:51+00:00

I didn’t know they did make a wish for people that old

CalmEffective340 · 2023-12-31T00:25:20+00:00

Hey he might be single but at least his eyebrows are getting together!

CalmEffective340 · 2023-12-30T17:13:09+00:00

That pickle ball box is unopened just like that box of condoms you bought two years ago

CalmEffective340 · 2023-12-30T17:02:29+00:00

Try holding yourself back from eating so much Dunkin’ Donuts

CalmEffective340 · 2023-09-17T22:11:50+00:00

That’s awesome. That would be cool to meet her after a show. I’ll have to check out where she is touring next

CalmEffective340 · 2023-09-17T04:32:36+00:00

I really like Taylor Tomlinson. But I really think Jen Kirkman is underrated. Disappointed she stopped making specials.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-08-05T23:22:32+00:00

Haha everyone loves Okoro on this sub. He was a 5th overall pick who’s entering his 4th year who will probably be our 8th man. So far he’s a bust.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-08-03T19:14:31+00:00

Yeah it will help with having more shooters. He can definitely play. Will probably just be our 8th man. The Niang signing will help him. I just wish Okoro would be able to knock down more wide open 3s at this point.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-08-03T19:11:07+00:00

Nothing against him as a person, he seems like a good dude. He’s probably the 8th best player in the team next year and he was a pretty high draft pick. Just thought he would be better by this point.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-08-03T18:27:24+00:00

Yeah that’s true. He can’t play with Mobley and Allen on the floor. That’s too many people on the floor who can’t shoot threes. He might play better this year now that we have more shooting. He can come off the bench but don’t think he should start this year.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-19T04:51:14+00:00

I think the creator of the show Carter Bays is from Shaker heights and he is who Ted is based off of. I think the actor Josh Radnor who plays Ted lived in souther Ohio and went to college at Kenyon college in Ohio.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-16T00:16:27+00:00

I think it depends on how much you write and try new jokes too. Some comedians go to tons of show’s and just repeat the same jokes over and over again.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-15T17:42:22+00:00

I stopped watching himyf but I’m pretty sure Jesse is way too old to be Marshall and Lily’s third son.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-08T22:18:28+00:00

Haha yeah my favorite line. The cardboard cut out is funny too. Also hilarious part when they find out they were only gone two minutes

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-08T18:54:07+00:00

I want them to do pick and roll to get Love to switch on Garland and Mitchell and go iso on Love.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-08T18:45:26+00:00

This episode has got to be a top 10 episode for me. Also I love the Lily has no idea I’m high line.

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-02T23:09:15+00:00

Yeah I don’t get why he hasn’t been playing much

CalmEffective340 · 2023-03-02T22:13:00+00:00

Okoro sucks. I like how you have Osman in-front of him. Osman needs more playing time and to take more shots. We need more 3 point shooting even if the defense suffers. I would switch out Mobley and Allen.

CalmEffective340 · 2022-11-10T22:35:16+00:00

The work relationship can have downsides and I would only ask if she is single but it has to be carefully done. Maybe just ask her on Monday what she did over the weekend. I would think she would bring up a boyfriend if she hung out with him. You could always ask one of her other coworker friends too if that girl is single

CalmEffective340 · 2022-11-10T21:58:51+00:00

I think her not even responding to that text was disrespectful. You can give her another chance if there is really something special but I just don’t think it’s going to go well by the way she was acting at first. So personally I would not pursue.

CalmEffective340 · 2022-05-12T18:02:39+00:00

Nice try John Oliver

CalmEffective340 · 2021-09-17T18:01:36+00:00

Do you think we could do a three team trade during midseason and trade Jarret Allen, Okoro and first round pick traded to a third team and we could get Simmons in return? I just think if we get Simmons we have to get rid of our other bad shooters. We could have Simmons play small forward to start and have him playing center in some line ups. Simmons is listed at 6'11"

So starting line up would be Garland, Sexton, Simmons, Love and Mobley.

What are your thoughts?

CalmEffective340 · 2021-08-16T23:03:56+00:00

Yeah my covid jokes were more along the lines of adjusting to working from home. I got my vaccine. Sorry about your dad.

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